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Sucked... into... a bagel
Fuck Duke forever.
December 21, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I got my friend the Treehouse of Horror Halloween advent calendar. It's pretty epic.
October 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Challenger explosion.
July 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I once tried to do Intergalactic by the Beastie Boys all by myself. Not possible.
June 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
You have made a mockery out of a once revered news source, with your overt butt kissing and boot licking. No one should take you seriously.
June 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
It just looks like they took it with a flash to me. It's not a great image, in any case.
June 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Thank you.
June 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Ok bot
June 7, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I *am*. I want the dems to listen to and advocate for the people first, not the corporations. They have been rolling over and allowing the right to ratchet them further and further away from that.
June 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
🤣
June 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
If dems can't take criticism from the people they claim to represent, they need to GTFO.

Dems aren't doing enough, and haven't for at least 40 years. The established dems are too worried about decorum, re-election, and their stocks to be effective at this point.
June 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I cannot believe that he's the same age as me. Hate ages you.
June 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Yeah, brains are weird.
May 31, 2025 at 7:35 PM
My gf gets migraines with no pain at first, but she can't speak for however long it lasts. When she can speak again, she gets some pain. But regular headache level pain.
May 31, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Has anyone laid eyes on Jason Mendoza recently?
May 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I absolutely agree.
May 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM
All law enforcement officers should have more than 6 months of training before being handed a badge and a gun.
May 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I doubt driving from Colorado to New York for a work meeting would be worth it.
May 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Don't assume that people know the same things you do. Putting this exchange in the congressional record is important.
May 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I don't think that advising removal of your own voice and thoughts from your posts is helpful. Let people communicate how they will. Someone will misinterpret no matter what, anyway. It's not the poster's job to hold everyone's hands for every single post they make.
May 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Especially since this guy is so germ-avoidant.
April 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Whereas I (a butch dyke) am prepared for the malicious compliance of whipping down my pants and making them look at my crotch, if they want to so fucking badly. "This is what you wanted, right!?"
April 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
There is no way that man has ever engaged in that activity. He's never done any work in his life, and I'm convinced that's how he views pleasing a partner.
April 15, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Because Trump's MO is to never, ever admit any shortcomings or mistakes.
April 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I was absolutely rooting for not Duke, and not Duke won!
April 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM