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type 2 airline delay: feels incredibly frustrating in the moment - you will never think about it for the rest of your life
December 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
type 2 airline delay: feels incredibly frustrating in the moment - you will never think about it for the rest of your life
have you thought of Homer D. Poe recently??
December 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
have you thought of Homer D. Poe recently??
December 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
part of the "greg lore" is that I worked on the norad santa tracker in 2006 & 2007 (like, wrote the javascript with my colleagues at my first startup)
the funny thing today is that google used to run the official tracker, but now both trackers run separately... and show santa at different places...
the funny thing today is that google used to run the official tracker, but now both trackers run separately... and show santa at different places...
December 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
part of the "greg lore" is that I worked on the norad santa tracker in 2006 & 2007 (like, wrote the javascript with my colleagues at my first startup)
the funny thing today is that google used to run the official tracker, but now both trackers run separately... and show santa at different places...
the funny thing today is that google used to run the official tracker, but now both trackers run separately... and show santa at different places...
why is "samely" not a word in english
it's so much shorter and cuter than similarly
it clearly means "in the same way"
it's great. it's better.
you could even have insamely to mean "to the opposite effect of", or "in the contrary way of"
and also "insame" - "not the same"
this is great. bravo!
it's so much shorter and cuter than similarly
it clearly means "in the same way"
it's great. it's better.
you could even have insamely to mean "to the opposite effect of", or "in the contrary way of"
and also "insame" - "not the same"
this is great. bravo!
December 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
why is "samely" not a word in english
it's so much shorter and cuter than similarly
it clearly means "in the same way"
it's great. it's better.
you could even have insamely to mean "to the opposite effect of", or "in the contrary way of"
and also "insame" - "not the same"
this is great. bravo!
it's so much shorter and cuter than similarly
it clearly means "in the same way"
it's great. it's better.
you could even have insamely to mean "to the opposite effect of", or "in the contrary way of"
and also "insame" - "not the same"
this is great. bravo!
if you live in Quebec and enjoy linguistic debates, this t-shirt will literally make so much sense to you - and will bring you and your loved ones so, so much joy. otherwise, it will so so, deeply, not do that for you.
bonjour.greg.technology
joyeuses fêtes xx
bonjour.greg.technology
joyeuses fêtes xx
Le T-Shirt « Bonjour / Heille! »
Un vrai t-shirt. 35$ + livraison.
bonjour.greg.technology
December 22, 2025 at 6:15 AM
if you live in Quebec and enjoy linguistic debates, this t-shirt will literally make so much sense to you - and will bring you and your loved ones so, so much joy. otherwise, it will so so, deeply, not do that for you.
bonjour.greg.technology
joyeuses fêtes xx
bonjour.greg.technology
joyeuses fêtes xx
if there was an alternative to the webbys
that didn't make you pay $245 to submit your cool netart site
and had me as the incredibly-suave-and-fun host,
and a jury of cool and great peers,
would you take part in this y/n
(almost a rhetorical q, I know) xx
that didn't make you pay $245 to submit your cool netart site
and had me as the incredibly-suave-and-fun host,
and a jury of cool and great peers,
would you take part in this y/n
(almost a rhetorical q, I know) xx
December 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
if there was an alternative to the webbys
that didn't make you pay $245 to submit your cool netart site
and had me as the incredibly-suave-and-fun host,
and a jury of cool and great peers,
would you take part in this y/n
(almost a rhetorical q, I know) xx
that didn't make you pay $245 to submit your cool netart site
and had me as the incredibly-suave-and-fun host,
and a jury of cool and great peers,
would you take part in this y/n
(almost a rhetorical q, I know) xx
i've never shouted a word louder and more from the depths of my soul than when I drove by a waymo that was blocking traffic and screamed F&*(^HNG CLANKER
the person stuck behind it heard me and shouted back at me YOU KNOW IT BROTHER while giving it the finger
impeccable human experience.
the person stuck behind it heard me and shouted back at me YOU KNOW IT BROTHER while giving it the finger
impeccable human experience.
December 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
i've never shouted a word louder and more from the depths of my soul than when I drove by a waymo that was blocking traffic and screamed F&*(^HNG CLANKER
the person stuck behind it heard me and shouted back at me YOU KNOW IT BROTHER while giving it the finger
impeccable human experience.
the person stuck behind it heard me and shouted back at me YOU KNOW IT BROTHER while giving it the finger
impeccable human experience.
driving in LA is soothing
in a "stimming is soothing" way
in a "stimming is soothing" way
December 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
driving in LA is soothing
in a "stimming is soothing" way
in a "stimming is soothing" way
Ahhhh….. that’s! the business model!! Hahaha
Incredible ad agency grift. Surreal.
Incredible ad agency grift. Surreal.
December 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Ahhhh….. that’s! the business model!! Hahaha
Incredible ad agency grift. Surreal.
Incredible ad agency grift. Surreal.
I repro’d a super funny/weird bug in ios google maps
Try using the mic button to dictate an address and say “one zero seven seven seven” ie 10777
What address do you get? I get a bunch of extra sevens…!!
Try using the mic button to dictate an address and say “one zero seven seven seven” ie 10777
What address do you get? I get a bunch of extra sevens…!!
December 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I repro’d a super funny/weird bug in ios google maps
Try using the mic button to dictate an address and say “one zero seven seven seven” ie 10777
What address do you get? I get a bunch of extra sevens…!!
Try using the mic button to dictate an address and say “one zero seven seven seven” ie 10777
What address do you get? I get a bunch of extra sevens…!!
so you don’t know either, apple??
that makes us two of us then???
that makes us two of us then???
December 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
so you don’t know either, apple??
that makes us two of us then???
that makes us two of us then???
a vanilla In’n’Out milkshake and some plane watching xxxx
December 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
a vanilla In’n’Out milkshake and some plane watching xxxx
My therapist: We’ve discussed this before, LinkedIn wouldn’t do that. That’s just your anxiety talking.
Linkedin:
Linkedin:
December 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
My therapist: We’ve discussed this before, LinkedIn wouldn’t do that. That’s just your anxiety talking.
Linkedin:
Linkedin:
the sheer joy of discovering a forgotten bag of nuts in my backpack made me empathize with squirrels so much right now you have no idea
December 17, 2025 at 4:04 AM
the sheer joy of discovering a forgotten bag of nuts in my backpack made me empathize with squirrels so much right now you have no idea
there is too much pressure to get your first tattoo right
it almost feels like I’ve been procrastinating all my life to come up with the one and perfect first tattoo
something deep and personal and meaningful and beautiful and ….
anyway, I’m almost sure this is.
E = mc^2 + AI
it almost feels like I’ve been procrastinating all my life to come up with the one and perfect first tattoo
something deep and personal and meaningful and beautiful and ….
anyway, I’m almost sure this is.
E = mc^2 + AI
December 15, 2025 at 2:37 PM
there is too much pressure to get your first tattoo right
it almost feels like I’ve been procrastinating all my life to come up with the one and perfect first tattoo
something deep and personal and meaningful and beautiful and ….
anyway, I’m almost sure this is.
E = mc^2 + AI
it almost feels like I’ve been procrastinating all my life to come up with the one and perfect first tattoo
something deep and personal and meaningful and beautiful and ….
anyway, I’m almost sure this is.
E = mc^2 + AI
UFC??
You mean Ultra Fascinating Chess??
You mean Ultra Fascinating Chess??
December 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
UFC??
You mean Ultra Fascinating Chess??
You mean Ultra Fascinating Chess??
car return places in most places:
the tire pressure light turned on and you did not contact us immediately?
24 hour newark airport car return in the middle of the night:
leave the keys in the car and walk away
the tire pressure light turned on and you did not contact us immediately?
24 hour newark airport car return in the middle of the night:
leave the keys in the car and walk away
December 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
car return places in most places:
the tire pressure light turned on and you did not contact us immediately?
24 hour newark airport car return in the middle of the night:
leave the keys in the car and walk away
the tire pressure light turned on and you did not contact us immediately?
24 hour newark airport car return in the middle of the night:
leave the keys in the car and walk away
non gps mta subway directions gift idea!!
December 14, 2025 at 1:27 PM
non gps mta subway directions gift idea!!
i am so touched by this, that I can't even express it to you all.
my heart physically, biologically hurts from how beautiful this is. the internet came together, again.
sandyuraz.com/blogs/bourda...
my heart physically, biologically hurts from how beautiful this is. the internet came together, again.
sandyuraz.com/blogs/bourda...
Recovering Anthony Bourdain’s (really) lost Li.st’s
Loved reading through GReg TeChnoLogY Anthony Bourdain’s Lost Li.st’s and seeing the list of los...
sandyuraz.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:05 AM
i am so touched by this, that I can't even express it to you all.
my heart physically, biologically hurts from how beautiful this is. the internet came together, again.
sandyuraz.com/blogs/bourda...
my heart physically, biologically hurts from how beautiful this is. the internet came together, again.
sandyuraz.com/blogs/bourda...
have you ever wished you could search through the lyrics of 500 techno sets?
me too! hor.greg.technology
me too! hor.greg.technology
Unofficial HÖR Berlin Lyrics Search
hor.greg.technology
December 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
have you ever wished you could search through the lyrics of 500 techno sets?
me too! hor.greg.technology
me too! hor.greg.technology
December 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
everyone keeps stopping me from saying "speak to you on the other side" instead of "talk to you in 2026"????
the other side of THE YEAR CHANGING what's not perfect about it???
smh.
the other side of THE YEAR CHANGING what's not perfect about it???
smh.
December 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
everyone keeps stopping me from saying "speak to you on the other side" instead of "talk to you in 2026"????
the other side of THE YEAR CHANGING what's not perfect about it???
smh.
the other side of THE YEAR CHANGING what's not perfect about it???
smh.
