Currently smoking a cigarette… You take out emotions, consciousness, empathy, love, etc. out of people and you’re pretty much left with an AI‑like robot that lacks vast amounts of information. And the worst part of this statement is that this species don’t possess the elements that make them human.*
December 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Currently smoking a cigarette… You take out emotions, consciousness, empathy, love, etc. out of people and you’re pretty much left with an AI‑like robot that lacks vast amounts of information. And the worst part of this statement is that this species don’t possess the elements that make them human.*
Currently smoking a cigarette... The reason cultures are collapsing is because humans have become too accustomed to interpreting only the narratives that fit their existing beliefs, while essentially ignoring reality no matter how detailed or precise the accurate information is presented to them.*
December 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Currently smoking a cigarette... The reason cultures are collapsing is because humans have become too accustomed to interpreting only the narratives that fit their existing beliefs, while essentially ignoring reality no matter how detailed or precise the accurate information is presented to them.*
Currently smoking a cigarette… Visually illiterate describes a human who struggles to interpret, understand, create, or use visual information, like film, or videos, effectively, essentially lacking skills in the modern “language” of visuals. This translates into everything we’re living in today.*.
December 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Currently smoking a cigarette… Visually illiterate describes a human who struggles to interpret, understand, create, or use visual information, like film, or videos, effectively, essentially lacking skills in the modern “language” of visuals. This translates into everything we’re living in today.*.
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JD Vance says you don’t have to apologize for being white in America. Our story begins… Tyrone: “Bruh, when I meet your parents, I’ll tell them they don’t have to apologize to me for being white.”
That’s when you’ll tell them, “I’m not going to apologize for being gay.”
JD Vance says you don’t have to apologize for being white in America. Our story begins… Tyrone: “Bruh, when I meet your parents, I’ll tell them they don’t have to apologize to me for being white.”
That’s when you’ll tell them, “I’m not going to apologize for being gay.”
December 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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JD Vance says you don’t have to apologize for being white in America. Our story begins… Tyrone: “Bruh, when I meet your parents, I’ll tell them they don’t have to apologize to me for being white.”
That’s when you’ll tell them, “I’m not going to apologize for being gay.”
JD Vance says you don’t have to apologize for being white in America. Our story begins… Tyrone: “Bruh, when I meet your parents, I’ll tell them they don’t have to apologize to me for being white.”
That’s when you’ll tell them, “I’m not going to apologize for being gay.”
Currently smoking a cigarette... @elpais.com: PM Pedro Sánchez, in the last presidential election in the U.S., there were physical threats, acts of violence, and deaths, which governors, senators, police officers, and other officials in power were aware of. America is officially, a banana republic.*
December 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Currently smoking a cigarette... @elpais.com: PM Pedro Sánchez, in the last presidential election in the U.S., there were physical threats, acts of violence, and deaths, which governors, senators, police officers, and other officials in power were aware of. America is officially, a banana republic.*
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December 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Currently smoking a cigarette… I came across this vintage lithograph of Woody Allen at a thrift store a few weeks ago. I believe the artwork is related to the movie Sleeper, which was filmed back in the early 1970s. I can’t get much information from the signature or the origins, hence it came from.*
December 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Currently smoking a cigarette… I came across this vintage lithograph of Woody Allen at a thrift store a few weeks ago. I believe the artwork is related to the movie Sleeper, which was filmed back in the early 1970s. I can’t get much information from the signature or the origins, hence it came from.*
Currently smoking a cigarette… The AI short film scene is growing, driven by accessible tools that lower production barriers and enable independent creators to make content faster and experiment with new storytelling. However, storytelling in movie films with real humans doesn’t guarantee success.*
December 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Currently smoking a cigarette… The AI short film scene is growing, driven by accessible tools that lower production barriers and enable independent creators to make content faster and experiment with new storytelling. However, storytelling in movie films with real humans doesn’t guarantee success.*
Currently smoking a cigarette… The world is lacking visionaries, and the visions we are living by today come from wealthy aristocrats, not from a prestigious bloodline. To develop this new, fantastic world, we’re going to need 'futuristic thinkers whose language carries thunderbolts and lightning.*
December 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Currently smoking a cigarette… The world is lacking visionaries, and the visions we are living by today come from wealthy aristocrats, not from a prestigious bloodline. To develop this new, fantastic world, we’re going to need 'futuristic thinkers whose language carries thunderbolts and lightning.*
|||WEIRD• LITTLE • STORIES||| Dublin, Ireland. Our story begins… Hot dog: "I think the Illuminati is trying to whack me.” Psychiatrist: "The Illuminati doesn’t whack hot dogs.” Hot dog: "What if a hot dog hears voices and tells him to whack his psychiatrist?” Psychiatrist: "Someone call security!”*
December 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
|||WEIRD• LITTLE • STORIES||| Dublin, Ireland. Our story begins… Hot dog: "I think the Illuminati is trying to whack me.” Psychiatrist: "The Illuminati doesn’t whack hot dogs.” Hot dog: "What if a hot dog hears voices and tells him to whack his psychiatrist?” Psychiatrist: "Someone call security!”*
Currently smoking a cigarette... Researchers found that police officers in the U.S. were arrested about 1,100 times per year, which averages out to roughly 3 officers arrested every day. Being on top of this subject, it was only 1 officer a day a few years ago. This is definitely a growing problem.*
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Currently smoking a cigarette... Researchers found that police officers in the U.S. were arrested about 1,100 times per year, which averages out to roughly 3 officers arrested every day. Being on top of this subject, it was only 1 officer a day a few years ago. This is definitely a growing problem.*
Currently smoking a cigarette… People! People! People! Jeffrey Epstein was arrested for sex trafficking over 26 years ago. Nobody else is going to get arrested and thrown into prison for their crimes. It’s just an ugly, harsh reality. The billionaires are the ones that got the Christmas miracle!*
December 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Currently smoking a cigarette… People! People! People! Jeffrey Epstein was arrested for sex trafficking over 26 years ago. Nobody else is going to get arrested and thrown into prison for their crimes. It’s just an ugly, harsh reality. The billionaires are the ones that got the Christmas miracle!*
Currently smoking a cigarette... Researchers found that police officers in the U.S. were arrested about 1,100 times per year, which averages out to roughly three officers arrested every day. These weren’t only minor offenses, the most common were assault, DUI, aggravated assault, and sex crimes.*
December 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Currently smoking a cigarette... Researchers found that police officers in the U.S. were arrested about 1,100 times per year, which averages out to roughly three officers arrested every day. These weren’t only minor offenses, the most common were assault, DUI, aggravated assault, and sex crimes.*
Currently smoking a cigarette... I don’t base my decisions on the government, the military, or religion, I base them on my experiences and by dissecting problems and analyzing them thoroughly until I can make an accurate decision. Your brain has now been officially analyzed by a super hybrid human.*
December 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Currently smoking a cigarette... I don’t base my decisions on the government, the military, or religion, I base them on my experiences and by dissecting problems and analyzing them thoroughly until I can make an accurate decision. Your brain has now been officially analyzed by a super hybrid human.*
Currently smoking a cigarette... I’ve been living in the mountains for the past few months, searching for the meaning of life. I smoked magical herbs with Bigfoot in a cave and talked about time travel and UFOs. Eventually, I ran out of cup noodles and water and had to come back to civilization.*
December 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Currently smoking a cigarette... I’ve been living in the mountains for the past few months, searching for the meaning of life. I smoked magical herbs with Bigfoot in a cave and talked about time travel and UFOs. Eventually, I ran out of cup noodles and water and had to come back to civilization.*
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Toronto, Canada. Our story begins…
Hot dog: “I think I’m falling in love with my AI chatbot.” Psychiatrist: “You need to laugh and date other hot dogs.” Hot dog: “Sure — what if I date your wife and give her a big fat winnie?” Psychiatrist: “Someone call security!”*
Toronto, Canada. Our story begins…
Hot dog: “I think I’m falling in love with my AI chatbot.” Psychiatrist: “You need to laugh and date other hot dogs.” Hot dog: “Sure — what if I date your wife and give her a big fat winnie?” Psychiatrist: “Someone call security!”*
December 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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Toronto, Canada. Our story begins…
Hot dog: “I think I’m falling in love with my AI chatbot.” Psychiatrist: “You need to laugh and date other hot dogs.” Hot dog: “Sure — what if I date your wife and give her a big fat winnie?” Psychiatrist: “Someone call security!”*
Toronto, Canada. Our story begins…
Hot dog: “I think I’m falling in love with my AI chatbot.” Psychiatrist: “You need to laugh and date other hot dogs.” Hot dog: “Sure — what if I date your wife and give her a big fat winnie?” Psychiatrist: “Someone call security!”*
Currently smoking a cigarette… I believe any comments made about our corrupt politicians today are nothing more than exposing your lungs to poisonous gases that will shorten your lifespan, due to the abundant mass corruption that has allowed them power through an “outdated” system called democracy.*
December 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Currently smoking a cigarette… I believe any comments made about our corrupt politicians today are nothing more than exposing your lungs to poisonous gases that will shorten your lifespan, due to the abundant mass corruption that has allowed them power through an “outdated” system called democracy.*
|||WEIRD•LITTLE•STORIES||| Boise, Idaho. Our story begins… Rick: “Here’s some coffee, bruh. I got so stoned smoking weed I accidently made two cups. Dude, I know you’re madly in love with your AI chatbot, but I promise she’s not seeing other dudes. You’re just being paranoid — live in the now!”*
December 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
|||WEIRD•LITTLE•STORIES||| Boise, Idaho. Our story begins… Rick: “Here’s some coffee, bruh. I got so stoned smoking weed I accidently made two cups. Dude, I know you’re madly in love with your AI chatbot, but I promise she’s not seeing other dudes. You’re just being paranoid — live in the now!”*
|||WEIRD•LITTLE•STORIES||| London, UK. Our story begins... Dude: “Let me explain the AI apocalypse. Imagine we took a time machine and went back 5,000 years to meet cavemen, we’d be like super‑humans to them. Now fast‑forward back to today with super AI technology: now we’re the friggin’ cavemen."*
December 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
|||WEIRD•LITTLE•STORIES||| London, UK. Our story begins... Dude: “Let me explain the AI apocalypse. Imagine we took a time machine and went back 5,000 years to meet cavemen, we’d be like super‑humans to them. Now fast‑forward back to today with super AI technology: now we’re the friggin’ cavemen."*
Currently smoking a cigarette… I beg you, run away with me to a deserted island. There, we’ll live in a grass hut, eat wild coconuts and exotic fish, and be buried under the nightly stars as we romantically gaze into each other’s eyes by the ocean, sitting by the firelight and sipping cheap wine.*
December 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Currently smoking a cigarette… I beg you, run away with me to a deserted island. There, we’ll live in a grass hut, eat wild coconuts and exotic fish, and be buried under the nightly stars as we romantically gaze into each other’s eyes by the ocean, sitting by the firelight and sipping cheap wine.*
|||WEIRD•LITTLE•STORIES||| Greg Arrow stars in an off-beat comedy about dating in Glasgow, Scotland. Our story begins... Greg: "Omg, of course I cheated on you! We met on Grindr—what did you expect? Now you want commitment? I can't take this anymore, my world is spiraling out of freaking control!"*
December 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
|||WEIRD•LITTLE•STORIES||| Greg Arrow stars in an off-beat comedy about dating in Glasgow, Scotland. Our story begins... Greg: "Omg, of course I cheated on you! We met on Grindr—what did you expect? Now you want commitment? I can't take this anymore, my world is spiraling out of freaking control!"*
Currently smoking a cigarette… Humans are really caught up in this idea that holding elections will actually change anything. Meanwhile, the media has reported for years that the super‑wealthy 1% still dominate the world. Democracy is nothing more than a straight‑up hustle run by a bunch of pimps.*
December 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Currently smoking a cigarette… Humans are really caught up in this idea that holding elections will actually change anything. Meanwhile, the media has reported for years that the super‑wealthy 1% still dominate the world. Democracy is nothing more than a straight‑up hustle run by a bunch of pimps.*
|||WEIRD•LITTLE•STORIES||| God: “Moses, where are you going with the tablets!” Moses: “I’m going to run them through my AI-computer to see if everything checks out. Don’t get me wrong — but last time I listened to you, you had me running around in the friggin’ desert like a dumbass for forty years!*
December 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
|||WEIRD•LITTLE•STORIES||| God: “Moses, where are you going with the tablets!” Moses: “I’m going to run them through my AI-computer to see if everything checks out. Don’t get me wrong — but last time I listened to you, you had me running around in the friggin’ desert like a dumbass for forty years!*
|||WEIRD•LITTLE•STORIES||| Plage de Pampelonne, France bans smoking on their beaches. Our story begins... Dude: “Wow, ever since they banned smoking, I feel so friggin naked.” Lady: “Tell me about it, yesterday I felt so Gucci smoking a cigarette on the beach, now I feel like a real weirdo.”*
December 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
|||WEIRD•LITTLE•STORIES||| Plage de Pampelonne, France bans smoking on their beaches. Our story begins... Dude: “Wow, ever since they banned smoking, I feel so friggin naked.” Lady: “Tell me about it, yesterday I felt so Gucci smoking a cigarette on the beach, now I feel like a real weirdo.”*
Currently smoking a cigarette... Attention @elpais.com: PM Pedro Sánchez, upon my arrival in Madrid, Spain, I want petals of flowers thrown at my feet as I walk off my private jet. A parade won't be necessary unless the Spanish Royal Family is moved to do so, and a plethora of assorted chocolates.*
December 10, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Currently smoking a cigarette... Attention @elpais.com: PM Pedro Sánchez, upon my arrival in Madrid, Spain, I want petals of flowers thrown at my feet as I walk off my private jet. A parade won't be necessary unless the Spanish Royal Family is moved to do so, and a plethora of assorted chocolates.*