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Greg Gates
@gregat.es
philosopher-turned-software-engineer

VP of pivot tables @ https://rowzero.io, the world's fastest spreadsheet

data & technology manager for WA's 36th LD Democrats

https://gregat.es
November 9, 2025 at 4:50 AM
every time an amazon linux update shows me this I get a little heartburn
September 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I was told the people of Italy were going to be paying these tariffs.
September 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
DOGE is about more than destroying state capacity, setting up a panopticon, and granting no-bid contracts to corrupt billionaires. It's also about probing the limits of "how many alert banners can we add to government websites?"
May 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Expecting the Schumer strategy of letting Trump wreck the country and hoping Republicans do something about it eventually to pay off right about now!
April 27, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I see this sentiment a lot. Heck, I even agree with the sentiment if you s/Excel/spreadsheets. But I happen to be in a position to know that many companies are, in fact, already replacing Excel!
April 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
January 30, 2025 at 7:12 AM
January 30, 2025 at 7:12 AM
January 30, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Can LLMs know things?
January 30, 2025 at 7:12 AM
alright, Merriam-Webster's grammar & usage pages are so good
December 11, 2024 at 7:19 PM
feels great to finally track down a mysterious perf issue
December 6, 2024 at 7:17 AM
looks like somebody's "ai" is clutching its pearls during the rooster verse
December 4, 2024 at 4:35 AM
milk bread, faux-pickled carrots, roasted brussels sprouts, pecan pie
November 29, 2024 at 12:18 AM
So the following #RustLang code executes successfully, for example:
November 27, 2024 at 1:03 AM
November 24, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Peak "eigh" occurred in 2019, the year in which the share of baby girls born in the US whose names contain that letter sequence reached 1%.
November 22, 2024 at 5:40 PM
android 15 added a new feature where if I want to turn off bluetooth, I also have to check another box attesting that no, I really want bluetooth off, please don't just turn it back on for me "helpfully"
November 19, 2024 at 4:39 PM
My traffic poem:
November 16, 2024 at 4:30 PM