Greg Carlson
@gregcarlson.bsky.social
I just can't believe how lucrative Publicly Not Knowing How To Feed Yourself As An Adult is.
December 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I just can't believe how lucrative Publicly Not Knowing How To Feed Yourself As An Adult is.
Lol the cottage cheese everything barely scratches the surface of the shit the wellness influencers have been getting up to, the absolute state of those crooks.
December 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Lol the cottage cheese everything barely scratches the surface of the shit the wellness influencers have been getting up to, the absolute state of those crooks.
Certainly couldn't hurt.
December 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Certainly couldn't hurt.
I had the same experience last year. Reported a ton of properties after everything iced over, they waited until it all melted to respond.
December 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I had the same experience last year. Reported a ton of properties after everything iced over, they waited until it all melted to respond.
The Chicago Bears are not 3 Floyds. They cannot pull this off.
December 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
The Chicago Bears are not 3 Floyds. They cannot pull this off.
Mike Vrabel honors Bill Russell's legacy in Boston sports and comes in as a player-coach.
December 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Mike Vrabel honors Bill Russell's legacy in Boston sports and comes in as a player-coach.
Could you imagine if an overachieving Patriots team with an impressive 2nd year QB runs into a heavily favored Rams team in the Super Bowl. That sure would be something.
December 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Could you imagine if an overachieving Patriots team with an impressive 2nd year QB runs into a heavily favored Rams team in the Super Bowl. That sure would be something.
Oh of course, he wouldn't be an old crank if he wasn't also at least a mild sex creep.
December 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Oh of course, he wouldn't be an old crank if he wasn't also at least a mild sex creep.
How that man didn't die of embarrassment after he defamed and doxxed a teenager for donating 50 bucks to Etel, I will never understand
December 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
How that man didn't die of embarrassment after he defamed and doxxed a teenager for donating 50 bucks to Etel, I will never understand
There is comfort in knowing one can always drop a shot of clear liquor into some soda. I feel like the canned cocktail game has improved enough that I'm willing to give hard root beer another swing.
December 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
There is comfort in knowing one can always drop a shot of clear liquor into some soda. I feel like the canned cocktail game has improved enough that I'm willing to give hard root beer another swing.
Ah yeah, didn't clock that at first. Very bad, but I maintain my "maybe" for root beer colognes and boozes.
December 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Ah yeah, didn't clock that at first. Very bad, but I maintain my "maybe" for root beer colognes and boozes.
1) maybe?
2) definitely thought this was gonna be a Mug RTD at first, which, again, maybe?
2) definitely thought this was gonna be a Mug RTD at first, which, again, maybe?
December 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
1) maybe?
2) definitely thought this was gonna be a Mug RTD at first, which, again, maybe?
2) definitely thought this was gonna be a Mug RTD at first, which, again, maybe?
This is a good point but also the second time I've seen the word "wishcasting" used in the last 8 tweets on my feed, what's going on here.
December 1, 2025 at 1:54 PM
This is a good point but also the second time I've seen the word "wishcasting" used in the last 8 tweets on my feed, what's going on here.
When I arrive in hell, Josh McDaniels calling draw plays in short yardage situations will be waiting for me.
November 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
When I arrive in hell, Josh McDaniels calling draw plays in short yardage situations will be waiting for me.
Do they know there's a whole right side of the field??
November 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Do they know there's a whole right side of the field??
See that's more like it
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
See that's more like it
Lofting everything bad, gotta figure it out.
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Lofting everything bad, gotta figure it out.
Sure, but all the "Jenny McCarthy is just desperate to stay relevant" kind of things don't hit so hard when they're setting national health policies.
November 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Sure, but all the "Jenny McCarthy is just desperate to stay relevant" kind of things don't hit so hard when they're setting national health policies.
Jeeeeeesus fuck.
November 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Jeeeeeesus fuck.