After continuing to tell me that my tickets are not “eligible for resale” due to the event promoter’s decision @ticketmaster.com still has the nerve to send me this email?!?!!

I’m ready to livestream Basement Jaxx weekend 2 #coachella

The way I cackled out loud at Kathy doing the most #RHOBH

Hang it in the Louvre honestly #RHOBH

I heard the gays left Twitter and are posting thirst traps on Bluesky now so here I am…

I want Charli to perform Apple on SNL and have the cast join her on stage to do the Apple dance with Bowen dressed as Charli