Good points on the "don't hire fired NFL coaches"

But also...John Harbaugh?

Obviously not fired and probably won't be, but they could "part ways"

Wait...have you been British this whole time

The Hyperion saga is low key one of the best works of science fiction I've ever read

Yea, the Eagles and Chiefs aren't good. But whatever leads to another "Dak was almost the MVP and the cowboys lost in the first round of the playoffs" endgame. Part of the fun is pretending like they aren't permanently mid

Counterpoint: the cowboys are the platonic form of mid

Sadly/thankfully this is an impossibility. If Michigan beat OSU for the 6th time in a row and the 2nd time in 2 weeks in the Big Ten Championship, the suspensions that ensued would render both programs ineligible for this and possibly future CFPs

Getting a Dallass throw pillow, thank you

Tough to have your first career [drive ending] penalty come before your first career [drive ending] catch

Wow, we solved all the real problems so we got to move on to doing shit like this. Great job to everyone involved!

Well if the offense sucks in the JC game then yea we'll say it

Did...a Catholic person actually write that? And then post it? in public? To argue that we need to use a different word for adults that have sex with 15 year olds?

Damn that's an impressive Friday average 👀

What is with the deranged "your attention to this matter" signoff?? I get that writing an end to social media posts are hard but

brilliant picture, epitomizing both "sniveling" and "shit eating grin" at the same time

that's cool that you were able to bring bluesky with you in your time machine back to the mid 90s

historically Israeli policy has largely been influenced by [checks notes....rechecks notes....wipes glasses] the mayor of New York City