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Gregg Karayiannis
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Jerry, Jambands, Jazz, Weed, Whiskey, Wine… rinse and repeat. Seller of Alcoholic Beverages and Grower of Green Things.
FIFA is a fucking joke. The first annual FIFA Peace Prize? Seriously? Fuck all the way off.
December 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Absolute Garbage performance today. I was on a good run of purple first. That streak is over. Tomorrow we begin anew.

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December 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Any of y’all internet randoms into loud ass trippy metal? Well if you are and you happen to be in Carbondale, Illinois on December 15 consider yourselves cordially invited to a free Buzzzard show at PK’s to commemorate my official descent into old age. There will be Malört.
December 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Seeing lots of Phish Sphere Birthday chatter today. I hope all of y’all score tix for your birthday shows/runs. My 50th is in a couple weeks on a Monday. There’s never anything to see on a Monday. So I’m gonna book Buzzzard and throw myself a party at the world’s best dive bar. There will be Malört.
December 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
It’s Pappy/BTAC season. The most terrible time of the year in the retail liquor game. Nothing in my professional life creates more problems and hard feelings than this annual bourbon release.
December 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Saw a post from a neighbor about baking pies and leaving them to cool on their windowsill. And then a later post about a hobo stealing them and I just want to say this polka dotted bindle doesn’t fucking define me.
November 29, 2025 at 1:31 PM
As I suspected the fine folks at Sazerac/Buffalo Trace knew they needed to breathe new life into the George T Stagg brand so they dropped a Hazmat and throttled production back to drive demand/hype. Unfortunately that means the flippers will be chasing it hard for resale. Good luck out there folks.
November 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Carve the Turkey, turn the ball game on
Mix margaritas when the egg-nog's gone
Send somebody to the Quickpak Store
We need some ice & an extension cord
A can of bean dip & some Diet Rites
A box of tampons & some Marlboro Lights
Hallelujah, everybody say, "Cheese"
Merry Christmas from the family -REK
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Bananas Foster Bread Pudding > Traditional Thanksgiving Pies.
November 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Not sure why I always wait to go grocery shopping until Wednesday midday but it actually all worked out today. They had all the greens, fresh okra, organic veggie stock, brioche, garlic… it was almost like a regular day save for the overall pace of traffic inside the store.
November 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
My Thanksgiving tradition is the opposite of the standard experience. It’s a day spent alone cooking and eating. Gumbo, Greens, Maque Choux, Stuffed Mirlitons, Corn Bread and listening to Professor Longhair/Toussaint/Galactic. And I wouldn’t have it any other way.
November 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I used to host a public radio show on Thursday nights which meant I always got the Thanksgiving 8-12 pm slot. So if anyone needs a playlist heavy on food related funk songs holler.

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Natural Bridge Bunch ~ "Pig Snoots pts 1&2"
YouTube video by colbito
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November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Speaking of meat and stuffing…

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Cannibal Song
YouTube video by Ministry - Topic
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November 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
In case anyone is confused, stuffing, and dressing is the same shit, one is just cooked in the bird. I hope this helps with the commentary that accompanies your impending struggle plate pics.
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I been shutting eyes at sunrise,
And real eyes realize real lies,
That’s a white trash proverb that I read online before I fell asleep,

I was in a mushroom mansion,
There was so much room for dancin’ - Lucas Wayne
November 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Was craving Indian food last night while out at a show. So I’m chatting a buddy up about my preferred option and he informs me that his wife who works for the local health department’s exact words were “the place is 50% traditional building materials, 50% cockroaches”. So anyway, burrito instead.
November 22, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Je suis le Grand Zombie
My yellow belt of choison,
Ain’t afraid of no Tomcat,
Fill my brains with poison,

Walk through the fire,
Fly through the smoke,
See my enemies at the end of the rope.

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Dr. John - I Walk on Guilded Splinters (Official Audio)
YouTube video by RHINO
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November 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
It’s Thanksgiving next week which can only mean one thing… shit tons of new vintage Chablis and White Burgundy to unload, set up, and stock. Thankfully I didn’t get a single case of Beaujolais Nouveau this year. It’s the little wins that I savor the sweetness of the most.
November 21, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Happy Belated to one of the best to ever do it… Malcolm John Rebennack Jr. aka Mac aka Dr. John. Doc was a guitar player before a gunshot wound to his left hand changed the course of our collective musical history. That injury led him to a career as one of the finest pianists to ever play the keys.
November 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I was out of town for Phish when these cats showed up and played their second show as a band. Apparently they melted some faces with their mix of jamband covers and originals. I’m all kinds of excited to see these young bucks play the Hangar 9 tonight.
November 21, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Whatever…. I’ve certainly done worse. I’ll take any win, no matter how big or small on a Friday.

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November 21, 2025 at 12:51 PM
My 15 year old daughter has found photography and it has changed her whole outlook on school and social function. The kid has her own insta page dedicated solely to her camera work… with a bunch of followers. It’s awesome to see your kid win.
November 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Maybe the key is not having a starter you feel confident about?

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November 20, 2025 at 12:46 PM
My wife constantly sends me horrifying food pictures. We’re entering into Canned Cranberry Jelly, or whatever the fuck you call that monstrosity, season. I am basically frightened.
Also…
Meat grinder with a coarse fitting.
Frozen Cranberries
Frozen Oranges/Clementines
Sugar
Stir
Eat
November 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Time to vape the donutz…. I’m pretty sure you’re officially an old if you get that reference.
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM