See you could pitch it in the uk. In the states it would be Simply Sarah because we are dumb and don't know how to pronounce siobhan.

It warms my heart knowing the muppets will be burning in hell for eternity. Thank you Jesus.

You can technically buy cough syrup with codeine OTC in the states as well (state law depending). What I'm trying to say is our forefathers wanted us sipping on that sizzurp...

God you just know those potatoes have the consistency of glue.

Just waiting to see how many people admonish you for comparing a wonderful creature to Jimmy Fallon.

I need to ask chatgpt what this means

This is why I've decided piracy is morally fine.

Embrace monkey.

That's why I always try to fuck the worst idea of a person. So when they end up not as shitty I'm pleasantly surprised.

Seems she continues to think "I can fix him"