Does anybody have a baseball bat I could borrow? I‘m outside the house of @knackeboul.bsky.social

I always help my friends with those "Are you a robot?" questions because if they indeed were a robot, I wouldn't want to find out like that, they should tell me when they're ready.

I don‘t understand polyamory. How can you genuinely like more than one person? I don‘t even like myself.

Instead of "sitting", it should be called "standingn't".

Who‘s you favourite pokémon? Charmander, Squirtle or the lettuce?

Me, interviewing Knackeboul: "So, how do you balance your music career with being an undercover police officer?"

My friend‘s friend said they saw my girlfriend in a club in Zurich which is surprising because A) I didn‘t even know my girlfriend liked going to that club and B) I don‘t have a girlfriend.

The best part of Oppenheimer is when he sends Florence Pugh flowers.

"Hey, wanna go see LoFi Beats to Chill and Study to live?"

People be like I say it how it is and then say it how it absolutely isn‘t.

I use twitter, I mean threads, I mean bluesky to talk to myself in public.