That, and fitted sheets cannot be folded in any way that isn’t a semi-structured lump.

Jukebox money? Check.

And the looking from side to side while keeping your head still. Such stamina we had.

“Violent images”

Good message. The AI slop images weaken it greatly, however.

I guess somebody read the news today.

I named my fists Roesencrantz and Guildenstern because they always land on heads.

That’s nuts!

And here’s the tragic SK epilogue: both of them died from cancer in their thirties. I chose to leave that depressing bit unsaid but the Stephen King door was opened.

Kickball during recess in 5th grade. Kid with a giant overbite running to first base smashes his face on the head of the first baseman, both fall down. Runner gets up blood streaming from his mouth—a front tooth is missing. Other player reaches for the bloody spot on HIS head and…pulls out a tooth!

If you don’t have anything nice to say…sit next to me. - Dorothy Parker

So many nuts and so little sugar blobbery! Am I keen on having spent $15 on a pound and a half of nuts for one pie? Not really. But that’s what these festive days require.

He’s treacherous alright.

$1.2 million of fajita meat. That’s like $2800 a week!

- After it’s baked and you cut off the overhanging crust scoop it all up and eat it in the kitchen alone before anybody else finds out about it. :-)

Here ya go. A couple tweaks I’ve made over a few years of making this:
- I sub equal parts honey and maple syrup plus a tbs of better for the corn syrup. Heat and stir until combined, let cool for 10 min before using.
- I add an extra quarter cup of chopped nuts to the filling.

KP: I’m not afraid. People tell me I have my mother’s eyes. It’s genetic.

JG: Genetic! Interesting!…so you don’t think it’s the cocaine?

(KP Stares silently)

JG: Maybe you could try sunglasses. Like that fella, what was his name…Foster Grant! Just keep them guessing behind a nice pair of shades.

KP: He’s not a dog. And his name is Dan Bongino.

JG: Dan Bongino! That’s a funny name, isn’t it? I suppose that’s why they call him Bongo. Kash, now tell me, you-you-you you always look so afraid…with your eyes practically popping right out of their little sockets. Why is that? /2