🎯 Exactly. This is an ambitious politician who is smart enough to see the writing on the wall and set herself up whatever's next. She's still the person who chased and harassed a Parkland survivor through the streets of D.C. It's all political theater to her.

"Biden! Biden! BIDEN!!"

Oh. So they DON'T need to blow them up?

In related news, D.C. area Staples stores report a shortage of black Sharpies.

The rock she slithered back under was not available for comment.

It couldn't have happened to a less likeable person.

Oh. Congress. Is that still a thing?

"Birth of a Birther"

Not even Duolingo can translate this jibberish.

"Welcome to the first annual FIFA Honors awards..."

His new pal MBS should be thrilled. Quid pro quo, folks.

Any FL-21 Republicans who've soured on Trump (I know you're out there), but think R's in Congress will somehow figure it out and right the ship... They won't. Trump's only going to get worse, and a red House with Mike Johnson at the helm will continue to enable him. You can help fix this.

Impeach. Every. Single. One.

Breaking News: SCOTUS overturns the earlier Appeals Court ruling while it's being written.

Apologists gonna apologize. And apologize. And apologize...