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Greg van Eekhout
@gregvaneekhout.bsky.social
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Writer of Happy Town, Voyage of the Dogs, Cog, Weird Kid, California Bones, etc. Californian by birth, Indo by ancestry. Repped by Holly Root at Root Literary. www.writingandsnacks.com he/him
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 9h
About the hero who killed my grandfather?
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 10h
it’s bad out there and i don’t like being out there with it
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 11h
I’ve never actually seen one frolic IRL!
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 12h
I love the way huge dogs seem like cuddly Pleistocene creatures. Irish Wolfhounds are my favorites.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 13h
homer simpson is standing in front of a stone wall and says woohoo !!
ALT: homer simpson is standing in front of a stone wall and says woohoo !!
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 14h
So heartbreaking. I’m so sorry for your loss and grateful for all the Nala pics over the years.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 17h
Wonderfully haunting!
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 17h
I’m very sorry about your heartbreaking loss.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 1d
Who would say no??
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 1d
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 1d
White het couple with two kids, very disturbing.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 1d
Oh, hey, we got the mug!
Coffee mug from Penzeys Spices with “Choose Love” printed on it.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 1d
“You can always recognize a place in which no one is feeling much or any grief for a lost loved one & death, dying, & everyone you love decomposing to bones is just a joke.” Joyce Carol Oates
Photo of a two-story house with two gigantic inflatable purple octopus arms emerging from windows.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 2d
Aw, dude, the hometown show is gonna be EPIC! I went to their very last show in LA back in 2015 and there’s no way I’m missing this.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 2d
OMG OMG FINALLY A REASON NOT TO WANT AN ENTIRE COMET TO SMASH INTO THE EARTH
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 3d
I see you’ve been listening to Steve.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 3d
Steve killed my grandfather.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 3d
Well if it’s you, that’s awesome.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 4d
Sorry, dude, the only way I can deal with intrusive thoughts is to extrude them.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 4d
Nor the contents of the safe.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 5d
It’s October, the most hilarious month thanks to Joyce Carol Oates’ classic skeleton house tweet. Enjoy!
Photo of plastic skeletons crawling up a two-story house to which Joyce Carol Oates reacts, “(you can always recognize a place in which no one is feeling much or any grief for a lost loved one & death, dying, & everyone you love decomposing to bones is just a joke.)”
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 5d
“I’ll shed no tears but will wet my face with your blood” is not something to say at the bank, it turns out.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 6d
I can make my books smell, too. I can make anything smell.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 6d
lol!
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 6d
From your mouth to anthologists’ ears.
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