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Grendel23
@grendel23.bsky.social
Reader. Husband. Dog dad. Nerd. Lawyer. Atheist. Left-winger. Washingtonian. Collector of Things. Player of Games.

Pondering the secret mysteries of the universe. All these words are mine.
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The tapestry of our government is woven together in such a way that if you remove too many threads, the whole thing will unravel.
“You cannot explain away a wantonly immoral act because you think that it is connected to some higher purpose.”

- Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek: The Next Generation S06E03
January 9, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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Ex-Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura: “We’re a 3rd world country now. I know. I’ve been to ‘em. I spent 17 months in SE Asia while the draft dodger was playing golf… that’s what happens in a dictatorship. In comes the military. That’s what’s happening here.” 🇺🇸
January 9, 2026 at 12:43 AM
In the future, when I’m an old(er) man, I’ll be able to look back and say, I may not have accomplished much, but I did earn many Bronze trophies on the PS5. #PSN #PlayStation #Sony
January 9, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.
January 7, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I’m starting to think we might be the bad guys.
January 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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@chrislhayes.bsky.social: “A 37-year-old American citizen, the mother of a young child is dead tonight. She was shot in the face by an agent of the federal government, and that government has spent the day telling despicable lies about her.”
January 8, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Is the murder a distraction from the international kidnapping, to distract from King Don’s pedophilia documented in the Epstein files?
January 8, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Can some YouTuber please “audit” a Red State social service program?
January 7, 2026 at 1:41 AM
They call us deranged because we frown upon kidnapping the leaders of other countries, or just taking them over.
January 7, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Bill Barr wrote a memo with cheer,
“Kidnapping’s fine, never fear.”
So we seized Noriega,
Declared it all legal,
Then cited it grabbing Venezuela’s leader.
January 6, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Should have slept in instead of checking the news.
January 3, 2026 at 4:16 PM
On New Year’s Eve, if you start Star Wars: A New Hope at exactly 10:02:43 PM, you can still celebrate responsibly by going to bed at a normal hour.
January 1, 2026 at 2:03 AM
December 31, 2025 at 3:17 PM
What is an “extra green” green bean?
December 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Happy Thursday, to those who celebrate!
December 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Excessive cheer. Questionable dancing. Zero regrets.
Hope your holiday is Fezziwig level merry!
December 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
“I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future!”
— A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens (1843).
December 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I hope Trump [Redacted].
December 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Jake Paul
Broke his jaw,
For 92 million dollars.
With titanium pins,
He said, “I’d do it again,”
Though he lost the fight and his molars.
December 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Every time we make a difference, it echoes in eternity.
December 18, 2025 at 4:52 AM
King Don’s speech is giving real Hitler vibes, like the kids say.
December 18, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Fill the meadcup, drain the barrel,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
December 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Taylor Swift should hide clues in her lyrics to a million-dollar treasure.
December 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I’m a lifelong Marvel guy, but I’ll still go see Supergirl.
December 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Dear @gluesenkampperez.house.gov

Next time you get the chance to impeach King Don or any of his cabinet, please do so. Thanks! SW WA resident.
December 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM