Gretchen Klopfer Wing
gretchenwing.bsky.social
Gretchen Klopfer Wing
@gretchenwing.bsky.social
Guitar-strummin', pie-bakin', novel-writin' former teacher & distance runner limping along on a beautiful island
One Question for the Tuned-out Loved One in Your Family

"I've tuned out," your adult son, your cousin, your sister-in-law tells you. "Politics is too f**cked up for me bother. And there's nothing I can do anyway." I hope the first thing you do is to support your loved one for prioritizing…
One Question for the Tuned-out Loved One in Your Family
"I've tuned out," your adult son, your cousin, your sister-in-law tells you. "Politics is too f**cked up for me bother. And there's nothing I can do anyway." I hope the first thing you do is to support your loved one for prioritizing self-care. But then I have a question for you to ask them. What does the word "harvest" mean to you?
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January 11, 2026 at 9:37 PM
No Name, No Number, No Publication Outlet: My Cousin Puts her Father’s Auschwitz Survival Story on Kindle

Fifteen years ago, I interviewed my LA-based cousin, Susi Kaminski Klein, about her experiences as a child survivor of the Holocaust. Over the course of four days, hanging out here on Lopez…
No Name, No Number, No Publication Outlet: My Cousin Puts her Father’s Auschwitz Survival Story on Kindle
Fifteen years ago, I interviewed my LA-based cousin, Susi Kaminski Klein, about her experiences as a child survivor of the Holocaust. Over the course of four days, hanging out here on Lopez Island and visiting beautiful Victoria, BC, I recorded Susi narrating her story. Susi & I taking a break from history in Butchart Gardens, 2010 Nine years ago, I blogged about Susi's story as depicted in…
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December 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
The Week Ahead
December 7, 2025
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December 8, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Ford Owner? You Can’t AfFORD to Look Away Right Now

Dear Ford CEO Jim Farley, My name is Ol' Blue. I'm a 2003 Ford Explorer. In case you were wondering about my name... I've asked one of my humans to write this letter for me, as writing is a challenge--me being an SUV and all. After what happened…
Ford Owner? You Can’t AfFORD to Look Away Right Now
Dear Ford CEO Jim Farley, My name is Ol' Blue. I'm a 2003 Ford Explorer. In case you were wondering about my name... I've asked one of my humans to write this letter for me, as writing is a challenge--me being an SUV and all. After what happened in the Oval Office on December 4, my humans wanted me to tell you they'll "never buy another Ford!" But I just wanted to ask you, CEO Jim Farley...
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December 8, 2025 at 5:06 AM
A call to action
‘We Ain’t Buying It’
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November 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Democracy Is Not a Spectator Sport: More Than a T-shirt Slogan

(Though it is a really good T-shirt slogan.) Really good shirt, too--thanks, Etsy!) This was my birthday present to myself, fresh from my Virginia-canvassing-and-family trip, and amped up--only a week later--by democracy's powerful…
Democracy Is Not a Spectator Sport: More Than a T-shirt Slogan
(Though it is a really good T-shirt slogan.) Really good shirt, too--thanks, Etsy!) This was my birthday present to myself, fresh from my Virginia-canvassing-and-family trip, and amped up--only a week later--by democracy's powerful showing in the November 4 elections. Notice I didn't say Democrats (though they did well, and I'm glad). Nine months in to this presidency, people on all sides of politics--including no politics at all!--are starting to coalesce around the basic idea that…
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November 17, 2025 at 4:42 AM
My Democracy Anti-Panic Medicine: Read Joyce, Read Joyce, You Have No Choice/But to Carry On

Not that Joyce. Nothing against Dubliners or Ulysses; I just don't think they'll help get you through another week of our current presidency. I mean Joyce Vance, author of this book that was waiting for…
My Democracy Anti-Panic Medicine: Read Joyce, Read Joyce, You Have No Choice/But to Carry On
Not that Joyce. Nothing against Dubliners or Ulysses; I just don't think they'll help get you through another week of our current presidency. I mean Joyce Vance, author of this book that was waiting for me, hot off its October 21st release, when I got home from my canvassing trip this week: Mine's autographed! 🙂 To judge a book by its cover, this one looks boring.
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November 1, 2025 at 3:59 AM
The Tail That Wagged the Dog of our BC Trip: UBC in Vancouver

No, The Mate and I were not touring a college campus in a fit of nostalgia for our parenting days. We had someone to visit. Meeeee! No, Oliver--Ollie to his friends, which we now are!--did not invite us to Vancouver. But Ollie's "dad",…
The Tail That Wagged the Dog of our BC Trip: UBC in Vancouver
No, The Mate and I were not touring a college campus in a fit of nostalgia for our parenting days. We had someone to visit. Meeeee! No, Oliver--Ollie to his friends, which we now are!--did not invite us to Vancouver. But Ollie's "dad", a former student of The Mate's, now practically family--just took an important job @ UBC. Apart from all the other good reasons to, um, get away to Canada just now...we couldn't WAIT to come visit and see firsthand the new Canadian life of our friends.
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October 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Disappearing Waterfalls and September Blackberries on Vancouver (“The Other Big Island”) Island

You're halfway up Vancouver Island. You only have a few days before heading back to the mainland--not enough time to get out to the Wild West Coast, nor down to Victoria. Where do you go? How 'bout…
Disappearing Waterfalls and September Blackberries on Vancouver (“The Other Big Island”) Island
You're halfway up Vancouver Island. You only have a few days before heading back to the mainland--not enough time to get out to the Wild West Coast, nor down to Victoria. Where do you go? How 'bout here? This is Englishman Falls Provincial Park, just a hop & skip off the main highway between Campbell River and Nanaimo. And yes, that disappearing waterfall is even more insane in real life.
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October 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Be sure to register your opposition to this new barrier to voting!

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Trump Allies Lean On Obscure Agency To Change Election Rules
Fight back with one simple action.
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September 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
(Re)Discovering BC’s Discovery Islands: Quirky Quadra, Cordial Cortes

Actually, Cortes Islanders would probably prefer that "quirky" label, while we found Quadrans (Quadrants?) plenty cordial. Either way, both islands, between BC's mainland and big Vancouver Island, became big highlights of our…
(Re)Discovering BC’s Discovery Islands: Quirky Quadra, Cordial Cortes
Actually, Cortes Islanders would probably prefer that "quirky" label, while we found Quadrans (Quadrants?) plenty cordial. Either way, both islands, between BC's mainland and big Vancouver Island, became big highlights of our British Columbia wanderings in 2018, and we were overjoyed to wander back. Whale-com back to Quadra! With a week to spend, between our Bella Coola adventures and our visit with our friends in Vancouver, we headed over to Horseshoe Bay for the big ferry to Nanaimo.
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September 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
BC x 3: Bella Coola in British Columbia in Beautiful Canada

For those of you who read my 2023 post on the various meanings of "BC"--don't worry, I won't subject you to more of that. I just couldn't resist a nod to one more extraordinary BC discovery. This place: Bella Coola, BC Since The Mate & I…
BC x 3: Bella Coola in British Columbia in Beautiful Canada
For those of you who read my 2023 post on the various meanings of "BC"--don't worry, I won't subject you to more of that. I just couldn't resist a nod to one more extraordinary BC discovery. This place: Bella Coola, BC Since The Mate & I learned that a close friend got an amazing admin job at UBC in Vancouver--just up the road from us--we've been itching to go visit.
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September 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Trump’s FCC Threats Pushed ABC To Pull Jimmy Kimmel Off The Air. Free Speech Is Under Attack.
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Trump’s FCC Threats Pushed ABC To Pull Jimmy Kimmel Off The Air. Free Speech Is Under Attack.
Trump’s FCC Chairman Brendan Carr threatened ABC affiliates with fines & license revocation to pressure Disney/ABC into taking Kimmel off the air. This is an inexcusable infringement on free speech.
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September 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Go Ahead, Take Tuolumne for Granite

I hereby refuse to apologize for any granite puns. When you're in Tuolumne ("too-ALL-um-mee"), in the high country of Yosemite National Park, you'll know why. That's why. (Half Dome in the distance) The Mate and I hadn't been to Yosemite for--yikes, had it…
Go Ahead, Take Tuolumne for Granite
I hereby refuse to apologize for any granite puns. When you're in Tuolumne ("too-ALL-um-mee"), in the high country of Yosemite National Park, you'll know why. That's why. (Half Dome in the distance) The Mate and I hadn't been to Yosemite for--yikes, had it really been 11 years??? But that last trip, in spring of 2014, was only to the Valley. Tuolumne, at 9,000 feet, was still buried deep in snow then.
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August 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
The Pacific Crest Trail: The Ironwoman Goddaughter & I Repurpose “PCT”

You've probably heard of it, even if you haven't read the memoir Wild, or seen the movie, or hiked part of the PCT yourself. 2,650 miles, it stretches from the Mexican border to the Canadian. Think this is gorgeous? Wait till…
The Pacific Crest Trail: The Ironwoman Goddaughter & I Repurpose “PCT”
You've probably heard of it, even if you haven't read the memoir Wild, or seen the movie, or hiked part of the PCT yourself. 2,650 miles, it stretches from the Mexican border to the Canadian. Think this is gorgeous? Wait till the larch trees turn golden and the shrubs turn red! There's so much to love about the PCT: it runs deliberately across the most dramatic stretches of western mountain (the "Crest"); it's pretty accessible in places (like this, the Cutthroat Pass portion); and it's blessed by a uniform "PCT grade" of 6%, meaning that it's never too ridiculously steep (looking at YOU, Appalachian Trail!).
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August 13, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Alabama Shade: My Mini-Civil Rights Pilgrimage

"Throwing shade" on someone is bad. So is calling something "shady." But in July in Alabama, the shade is where you want to be. Once my Amazing Mom had finished her track meet and we'd all gone out to brunch (at Waffle House, where else?), the five of…
Alabama Shade: My Mini-Civil Rights Pilgrimage
"Throwing shade" on someone is bad. So is calling something "shady." But in July in Alabama, the shade is where you want to be. Once my Amazing Mom had finished her track meet and we'd all gone out to brunch (at Waffle House, where else?), the five of us--me, parents, sister, brother-in-law--found ourselves with several hours of free time before their flight back to North Carolina, and nowhere in Huntsville's 95-degree humidity that we wanted to be.
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July 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Sweat Home, Alabama: My 90 Year-Old Mom Demonstrates Staying (Literally) on Track Into Your 6th Decade

Look carefully at the number on my mom's back. USATF Master's Nationals, Huntsville, Alabama, July 19 2025 That "W 90" means what you think it means: the person wearing that number is a woman at…
Sweat Home, Alabama: My 90 Year-Old Mom Demonstrates Staying (Literally) on Track Into Your 6th Decade
Look carefully at the number on my mom's back. USATF Master's Nationals, Huntsville, Alabama, July 19 2025 That "W 90" means what you think it means: the person wearing that number is a woman at least 90. I only saw one other "90" at the meet, and that was a man. All weekend, people kept approaching my mom, Martha Klopfer, to tell her how inspirational she is.
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July 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Mamma Mia, Here She Goes Again, Again…Again! When You’re 90, a World Record’s Beside the Point
Here’s what my mom, Martha Klopfer, said about the upcoming USA Track & Field Masters meet in Huntsville, Alabama: “My intention is to show up and run my best on that day.” Th…
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July 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM