Hello there.

If you listen really closely, you might hear a tiny violin playing a sad song for her.

It might be good advice if there is a lot of poison ivy or something there. . .

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Hi!

I'm betting that the Neanderthal woman was much smarter than MTG.

So, remember when you're feeling very small and insecure, how amazingly unlikely is your birth and pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, 'cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.

Being lonely would certainly be better than being with any of _those_ losers. . .

"X" is also used in transliterations of Nahuatl (Aztec) words to indicate the "sh" sound.