Yeah, as a huge fan, this was disappointing and a tad unsettling. I think being a lonely widower hasn't been very good for him.

All bullets and bombs, now and forever, are made out of cheese. War in the future is about where cheese goes. (Swordfighting to the death is obviously still doable.)

Going on Xmas day to see the 1st Lord of the Rings movie, but it was sold out, so we went to Gangs of New York instead. When the first scenes of the movie were a bunch of grimy people in a dungeon making armor and swords, I wondered if maybe we had somehow gotten into the theater for LOTR instead.

Caturyear.

I can't argue with this guy : www.bbc.com/news/world-u...

A running joke in my family is pronouncing Target as "Tar-je" because it's so fancy.

Maybe they thought that all composers are also cannibals and they were just warning you preemptively.

Quite a few of the cases brought by the goon squad are falling apart in court.

Galaxyquest. (Though it's a side plot.)

www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

This was the very next thing in my feed under this post: existentialcomics.com/comic/629

Well don't let them touch or you will create a singularity.

Did you plug your microwave in backwards?

I'm confused about what grounds he thinks has to sue them, but hey, go for it.

Actually this is the great thing about politics and the news cycle in general.