The thing that breaks if you leave a few quarters in your pocket is the "washing machine" but the thing you can use to clean pots, pans, bicycle parts, or anything else is just the "dishwasher," absolute clown society we're living in.

Putting my career on the line to make a run at Goliath: www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

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Some of you haven't taken the Grill Pill and it shows.

Wow, you make one post about video games, and suddenly half you feed is furry porn.

I like to think that Star Fleet Headquarters is on Earth for the same reason the capitals of New York and California are Albany and Sacramento, not NYC and SF; it's an agricultural backwater that is neutral territory from the political and cultural center of the Federation.

Feeling really vindicated about deciding early in never to be on Twitter. Which was based only on my self-knowledge that I'd waste a ton of time there, but turns out there were MANY reasons not to be there!

The irrepressible male urge to collect health power-ups even when you have full health.

I feel really bad for the thousands of kids who don't have PS5s but who whose well-meaning but confused parents are going to buy them Playstation Portals for Christmas anyways.

Indie games: This game is about killing aliens, but it is really about depression and self-discovery.

AAA games: This game is about killing aliens, but it is really about killing aliens with big bad-ass particle guns.