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griffinhandley.bsky.social
@griffinhandley.bsky.social
UConn grad
Europe now realizing it needs Greenland to keep a buffer zone from you-know-who.
January 6, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Here come the oil South American SPACs….
January 5, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Unfortunately the Senator Mark Kelly news is just another giant distraction.

400 more lawyers needed round the clock for 5mm more pages in files… there goes our tariff bonuses.
January 5, 2026 at 8:05 PM
I’m sure they’ll find a ballot printing press there too.

Frank Abagnale Jr. stole the election!
January 4, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Ok.
Sell oil to Europe so they can rely less on others.

But no one tell Texas.
January 3, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Looks like Paul Bremer will be busy again…
January 3, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Anyone else think you know who will claim the $50mm bounty….
January 3, 2026 at 4:43 PM
AI is like Olestra; probably better but gonna make you crap your pants every once and a while.

Be healthy. Search. Make real connections.
December 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Both NFL games unavailable to me today because of lack of subscriptions and I have Jets tickets tomorrow.

Worst football weekend of my life….
December 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The only real value to taking Greenland is so we can move the New York Jets there.

For national security.
December 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It’s weird the new battleships will have pickleball courts on the back.
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Won’t be long before we see a, “I pardon everyone on the Epstein files…”
December 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Is that even Cher?
December 21, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I’m starting to think Gaetz could have done a better job.
December 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Great job foiling CA terrorist attack.

I’m pretty sure Trump thinks TILF is referring to him.
December 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
That could have been a tweet!
December 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
How about guns are weapons of mass destruction. And, fentanyl a self-inflicting wmd, too.
December 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Not sure who is the next Archduke Franz Ferdinand but it feels too near.
December 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Anyone else worried that Kushner, Saudis and Canada may make a hostile bid for the United States?
December 9, 2025 at 2:07 AM
They went hungry when cafeterias closed and they left to make money and you were mad.

Now you’re paying them and they’re staying and you’re mad.

Be decent. Coaches been receiving NIL for 100 years and they never leave.
December 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Looks like the ballroom gonna be named Netflix.
December 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The New York Jets should make the Patriots game a Zoom.

No one needs to go in for that one.
December 8, 2025 at 12:06 PM
This Dell donation thing is a bit Scott’s Tots.
December 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Can we bring that guy back and have him say, “Dude, you’re getting money from Dell!”
December 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Not sure who has released more criminals in the U.S., Venezuela or you know who.
December 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM