I really thought the Bermuda Triangle was going to be something I worried about more as I got older. Also quicksand..

I thought my headphones weren't up to scratch. Then I find out there was a massive fire near me with several police cars, fire trucks, and ambulances called.

Because Human remains were found.....

I didn't hear shit.

In my D&D game we have a magic item called "The ring of mis-spell" it let's you change 1 letter in a spells name. What are some you would use? We've had "share the dying" as well as "shocking grass"