And women with visible muscles don't look "bloke-ish"

These facts about horses are no use to me because it doesn't include whether horses are suitable participants in a rousing game of Ham Ladder in the event that I want to partake in a rousing game of Ham Ladder and there's only horses nearby

Ragù alla bolognese is a traditional Italian dish and does omit tomatoes, save for a touch of tomato paste and is served with tagliatelle not spaghetti. And it's far superior to the "spag bol" OP imagines which does a disservice to British cuisine

An authentic bolognese doesn't call for tomatoes