Baph
grimoire-o-lechery.bsky.social
Baph
@grimoire-o-lechery.bsky.social
>40 Sabbatic goat and all around deviant with control issues. Part time sigilist. Where have all the succubi gone?
I told myself to be strong today and not peak. 🙄🫠
January 28, 2026 at 10:30 PM
This has to be the darkest timeline. Like getting fucked without the courtesy reacharound, what part of this is even enjoyable anymore?
January 22, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I work a corporate job and get paid to basically be humiliated, degraded and generally taken advantage of. I dread it most days. It's not fulfilling at all and barely provides a liveable wage in this economy.

Yet afterwards I still pay women for that same treatment.

I think I'm broken, send help 😵
January 20, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I need a princess of my own already.
January 19, 2026 at 3:45 AM
About to swap porn for questionable cookie cutter holiday films about city folk going to small towns against their will to appease their corp. overlords right before Christmas only to get stranded so they inevitably fall in love with the owner of a failing business they help save.

Wish me luck!
December 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Just looking for a cutie whose idea of a good Saturday is a day long gooning session to endless #futa content where we both agreed we weren't allowed to touch ourselves only the other.

P.S. I've got a full supply of snacks, caffeine, hydration and...of course, lube.
November 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
What's a favorite quote from a movie or show that when taken out of context would be your feral tinder profile tagline like it's 2013?

No spoilers, let us guess. I'll start...

"Look at me, look at me, you sloppy bitch!"
September 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Paying for custom content again and again definitely gets you karma for the bank....right?!! 😐

It definitely doesn't say anything else about me... 🫩
September 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
All I'm asking for is a woman who will let me clean her after her gooning session like she would herself after devouring a falling off the bone, sauce smothered, rack of ribs.

And...before you ask, no, moist towelettes are not in any way, shape, or form involved.
September 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I can't remember the last time a cutie winked at me.

Well besides the ones I paid for, assholes don't count...this time.

Which is probably a first for me, is this the "growth" I'm always hearing people talk about?
August 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I'd rather be this wet because you, standing above me, squirt all over me multiple times rather than the reality, weather nearing 90F with 97% humidity.
June 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I just need a good girl, but one who also doesn't mind sitting on my face while she plays her games when she needs to relax.
May 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
When you are goon scrolling and come across a post that makes you go a little harder only to realize it has 68 likes.
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May 17, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Love is never having to answer...

How on earth did you just get turned on that?
Did you really just get off to that?

Find a partner who encourages and feeds all your deepest and darkest desires not shames them.

There is a special place in hell for those that shame, I should know.
May 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Just casually looking for someone who gets turned on by the thought of me penning them a macabre love poem on aged parchment using a custom black as night ink mixed with their own squirt.
May 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Let's switch it up this holiday weekend. I need someone to appreciate and look up to, literally. So how about it, do you want to be my Mommy?

Just be forewarned, you aren't getting breakfast in bed, I am.
May 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
You, me, and a Twin Peaks marathon. The twist, while watching we slowly masturbate each other to see who cums first. The winner gets Cherry Pie, while the loser cleans it all up.
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May 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
There was a moment today when I completely failed at finding my own mouth that left me with a bare left foot covered in guac. For a brief few moments, before cleaning it up, I considered a career change.

Thanks for listening to my story about how I almost became an onlyfans model.
May 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Let's just start the evening by watching Perfect Blue (1997) and then see where the night takes us.
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May 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
It's not a coincidence that a pentagram, inverted or not, has 5 points, matching the number of lashings needed to ensure your obedience.
May 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM