think of a situation. if it hasn't happened on star trek then it happened on grey's anatomy, and if it hasn't happened on either then it definitely happened on some forsaken x-files episode

friend i'm crashing with: yeah i mean sleep anywhere i guess, hey you don't do that thing every night right?
me: *already spinning myself into a spidersilk cocoon between the fridge and the oven*

changing my diet and as many teeth as needed to become a #filterfeeder in 2025

everybody wants to be the carousel pony but nobody wants to eats the quarters 💅

soory for giving you too clear a view of the intimate familiarity with the pain and grief of transformation that sits in a wooden chair behind my eyes, i'll blink more

this is the year I finally get into cursed wounds

still no idea how to post here so stay tuned for clumsy floundering and cringe bullshit

i've never felt more half-cooked in my life, mark the time

at this point 1 joint = 1 dishes + a roach in change and thats just how it is