Alt: Dwayne Johnson flexing and yelling. Cause that’s how I would be in the office, just naked, hard as The Rock’s muscles, yelling about how we need more fucking!

Alt: Homer Simpson intrigued by Bart’s ideas and saying “I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. You see kids, back in the 90s and early aughts we would sign up for paper newsletters that would be mailed to us. (For mire information about the Postal system and mailboxes go the library and read a fuckin book ya mook.) 💫The more you know!

Alt: Jeremy Renner lost in her gaze…probably with a boner to.

Alt: a man standing in a kitchen saying “No one would ever know.

Alt: Dee Reynolds staring at your handiwork and saying “I wanna be your pal.” Because you are a true friend if you are willing to milk his big ol dick like that.

Alt: Static screen with the words “You are dreaming” Though if this were truly my dream the koolaid man would have busted down those cubicles walls and I would have a tie around my forehead while naked with a greased up boner humping the hell out a few of those ladies….Cause it’s a dream shit gets wild!

Alt: Fuckin Pooh bear gettin’ that honey with both hands. Just like my tongue would be working over time between your legs!!

Alt: A man on the phone saying “It seemed fine to me.” Giving his opinion before diving back in for another round of that delicious looking snack between her legs.