Mikel
@grmaggot.bsky.social
Auto Detail Hobbyist, Concert Goer, Metalhead, Bi
Would rather be lost in the UP or floating a river
Would rather be lost in the UP or floating a river
The pause between "he's got a big fat sack" and "on his back" is not long enough
December 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The pause between "he's got a big fat sack" and "on his back" is not long enough
Me wrapping my secret Santa gifts:
December 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Me wrapping my secret Santa gifts:
Me wrapping my husband's presents:
December 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Me wrapping my husband's presents:
do bloods go to concerts or bonberts
December 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
do bloods go to concerts or bonberts
When the day comes for chickens to go extinct the last egg will not be found on a farm it will be in a carton
December 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
When the day comes for chickens to go extinct the last egg will not be found on a farm it will be in a carton
Are these pants waterproof, or is water pantsproof? Let's piss ourselves to find out
December 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Are these pants waterproof, or is water pantsproof? Let's piss ourselves to find out
Can we please do away with the Ahegao sweatshirts as a society
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Can we please do away with the Ahegao sweatshirts as a society
Listen, no spoilers, but like EP 915 of one piece Luffy really said "fuck you"
November 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Listen, no spoilers, but like EP 915 of one piece Luffy really said "fuck you"
Look I really do think your CRV looks cool slammed on 19s, the tires on it don't meet the load carrying requirements of the vehicle tho so I would recommend they be replaced now
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Look I really do think your CRV looks cool slammed on 19s, the tires on it don't meet the load carrying requirements of the vehicle tho so I would recommend they be replaced now
Big Christmas vibes coming up
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Big Christmas vibes coming up
If your school closes tomorrow, stop attending that school
November 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
If your school closes tomorrow, stop attending that school
If you don't trust yourself to change your OWN TIRE ON YOUR OWN VEHICLE, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SHOP
November 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
If you don't trust yourself to change your OWN TIRE ON YOUR OWN VEHICLE, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SHOP
Things I've shared the road with today:
• a trailer tire that was actively separating
• a gen 2 Forester with a loose rear bearing
• a Meijer parking lot with mostly bald tires in OCTOBER
• a trailer tire that was actively separating
• a gen 2 Forester with a loose rear bearing
• a Meijer parking lot with mostly bald tires in OCTOBER
October 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Things I've shared the road with today:
• a trailer tire that was actively separating
• a gen 2 Forester with a loose rear bearing
• a Meijer parking lot with mostly bald tires in OCTOBER
• a trailer tire that was actively separating
• a gen 2 Forester with a loose rear bearing
• a Meijer parking lot with mostly bald tires in OCTOBER
When you're in the middle of nowhere but the KFC slapps, that's like the only excuse for racism in the kitchen stg, like I can taste the hard R in this chicken and holy FUCK it hits hard
October 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
When you're in the middle of nowhere but the KFC slapps, that's like the only excuse for racism in the kitchen stg, like I can taste the hard R in this chicken and holy FUCK it hits hard
Forgiveness Is Weakness by Whitechapel on Apple Music
Song · 2019 · Duration 2:55
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October 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
"do you have any firearms in the vehicle"
No sir
*points at black case mabelled 'FOXWELL'*
"Are you sure? What's that?"
It's an OBDII scanner, I can open it for you if you'd like
No sir
*points at black case mabelled 'FOXWELL'*
"Are you sure? What's that?"
It's an OBDII scanner, I can open it for you if you'd like
October 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
"do you have any firearms in the vehicle"
No sir
*points at black case mabelled 'FOXWELL'*
"Are you sure? What's that?"
It's an OBDII scanner, I can open it for you if you'd like
No sir
*points at black case mabelled 'FOXWELL'*
"Are you sure? What's that?"
It's an OBDII scanner, I can open it for you if you'd like
Playing "Symptoms of Survival" after that set was honestly kinda brutal
October 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Playing "Symptoms of Survival" after that set was honestly kinda brutal
It's the full facemask in the pit that solidifies all my "boohoo, wear the fucking mask" takes back in COVID btw
October 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
It's the full facemask in the pit that solidifies all my "boohoo, wear the fucking mask" takes back in COVID btw
Lololololol you think your clapped out garage-turboed 8th gen civic sounds good with your pop tune but your friends turn heads when I redline my straight piped RAV4, figure it out
October 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Lololololol you think your clapped out garage-turboed 8th gen civic sounds good with your pop tune but your friends turn heads when I redline my straight piped RAV4, figure it out
Jarvis? Tickle that mans balls
October 6, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Jarvis? Tickle that mans balls
"insert cash or select 'pay another way'"
*Puts dick in the self-checkout*
*Puts dick in the self-checkout*
September 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
"insert cash or select 'pay another way'"
*Puts dick in the self-checkout*
*Puts dick in the self-checkout*
Why is the orange fascist having a press conference with a convicted war criminal
September 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Why is the orange fascist having a press conference with a convicted war criminal
"yeah we'll be there around 12-2p"
*Shows up at 1:30*
"Sorry I'm late!"
Nah fam you good
*Shows up at 1:30*
"Sorry I'm late!"
Nah fam you good
September 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
"yeah we'll be there around 12-2p"
*Shows up at 1:30*
"Sorry I'm late!"
Nah fam you good
*Shows up at 1:30*
"Sorry I'm late!"
Nah fam you good
"bean me up, scotty"? More like, "lube me up, daddy"
September 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
"bean me up, scotty"? More like, "lube me up, daddy"
"bro did you just take a shit?"
No, one does simply "take" "shits"... That's disgusting... But I did just straight up drop a dookie
No, one does simply "take" "shits"... That's disgusting... But I did just straight up drop a dookie
September 29, 2025 at 1:00 PM
"bro did you just take a shit?"
No, one does simply "take" "shits"... That's disgusting... But I did just straight up drop a dookie
No, one does simply "take" "shits"... That's disgusting... But I did just straight up drop a dookie