Groan Didion
@groanrivers.bsky.social
Slay it as it lays, girlboss!
more like Hotcliff (sorry)
January 27, 2026 at 11:33 PM
more like Hotcliff (sorry)
THIS IS NOT ENOUGH DUDE. DO BETTER!
January 24, 2026 at 10:54 PM
THIS IS NOT ENOUGH DUDE. DO BETTER!
I’m really counting on more of these (sorry)
December 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I’m really counting on more of these (sorry)
you cannot name a more iconic duo and I won’t wait
December 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
you cannot name a more iconic duo and I won’t wait
you’ll know you found it when she makes her MariOh face (sorry)
December 17, 2025 at 11:40 AM
you’ll know you found it when she makes her MariOh face (sorry)
Imagine the airport, but now everyone smells sweaty
December 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Imagine the airport, but now everyone smells sweaty
White-breasted Nuthatch was my nickname in college
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 AM
White-breasted Nuthatch was my nickname in college
Jesus he looks fucking terrible
December 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Jesus he looks fucking terrible
please take this article about me down and respect my privacy during this difficult time (I am still hungover from the incident)
December 3, 2025 at 9:24 AM
please take this article about me down and respect my privacy during this difficult time (I am still hungover from the incident)
The good ones, no. The bad ones, yes.
November 28, 2025 at 5:52 AM
The good ones, no. The bad ones, yes.
and Liza Minnelli was the second
November 20, 2025 at 12:21 PM
and Liza Minnelli was the second
a little corny but I don’t mind (sorry)
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
a little corny but I don’t mind (sorry)
a bunch of fucking losers
November 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
a bunch of fucking losers