Joseph Smith pulling up to the drive thru window like 55 PLANETS 55 WIVES 100 CHILDREN 100 MILLION DOLLARS 10% TITHE
February 7, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Joseph Smith pulling up to the drive thru window like 55 PLANETS 55 WIVES 100 CHILDREN 100 MILLION DOLLARS 10% TITHE
Smh I can't believe that pop star sold out
February 5, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Smh I can't believe that pop star sold out
You know a city is dogshit when people recommend bowling as an activity
February 4, 2026 at 3:40 PM
You know a city is dogshit when people recommend bowling as an activity
Ma'am (derogatory) why are you wearing children's glasses frames?
February 2, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Ma'am (derogatory) why are you wearing children's glasses frames?
Why the sun-dried tomato jar always looking like a salamander about to crawl into focus?
February 2, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Why the sun-dried tomato jar always looking like a salamander about to crawl into focus?
Dinosaur media has given us a lack of respect for herbivores.
February 2, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Dinosaur media has given us a lack of respect for herbivores.
Can't STAND when the spoon bent wrong
February 2, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Can't STAND when the spoon bent wrong
Can anyone help me out? I'm looking for a climbing gym that plays a lot of Tyler, the Creator or like SZA over the sound system. Bonus points if they never choose albums from after 2019.
February 1, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Can anyone help me out? I'm looking for a climbing gym that plays a lot of Tyler, the Creator or like SZA over the sound system. Bonus points if they never choose albums from after 2019.
I walked by the drinking pool water club and everyone knew you
January 29, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I walked by the drinking pool water club and everyone knew you
People saying wa-la
January 29, 2026 at 3:21 PM
People saying wa-la
AI for the Straight Guy
January 28, 2026 at 12:31 AM
AI for the Straight Guy
New unattainable body goal is straight professional skater boi using the hem of his oversized T-shirt to wipe the non-existent sweat from his porcelain brow - exposing his flat tummy and high waisted underwear to the CBC Livestream
January 24, 2026 at 12:36 AM
New unattainable body goal is straight professional skater boi using the hem of his oversized T-shirt to wipe the non-existent sweat from his porcelain brow - exposing his flat tummy and high waisted underwear to the CBC Livestream
Reasons why I won't watch the pitt:
The main guy's beard sucks and he looks annoying
The one commercial they always play during football is an episode where the Internet goes out and they treat it like it's 9/11
The main guy's beard sucks and he looks annoying
The one commercial they always play during football is an episode where the Internet goes out and they treat it like it's 9/11
January 20, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Reasons why I won't watch the pitt:
The main guy's beard sucks and he looks annoying
The one commercial they always play during football is an episode where the Internet goes out and they treat it like it's 9/11
The main guy's beard sucks and he looks annoying
The one commercial they always play during football is an episode where the Internet goes out and they treat it like it's 9/11
Grok, compile me a list of times amateur true crime enthusiasts solved a case when real investigators could not. If there aren't many examples please manufacture some through misleading interpretations of real events.
January 15, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Grok, compile me a list of times amateur true crime enthusiasts solved a case when real investigators could not. If there aren't many examples please manufacture some through misleading interpretations of real events.
No longer trying to desperately squeeze a couple more days out of an empty tube of toothpaste and instead being annoyed at how long it's taking to empty because I want the dopamine hit of the new tube I bought ahead of time.
January 15, 2026 at 6:35 PM
No longer trying to desperately squeeze a couple more days out of an empty tube of toothpaste and instead being annoyed at how long it's taking to empty because I want the dopamine hit of the new tube I bought ahead of time.
It's kinda fucked up when musicians write and direct their own videos, that's work that could be going to other artists.
January 15, 2026 at 6:33 PM
It's kinda fucked up when musicians write and direct their own videos, that's work that could be going to other artists.
There's a lot of dudes you don't want to be at the climbing gym but 'guy who takes his shirt off and pretends to use it to prop up his phone to film himself climbing' is probably #1
January 13, 2026 at 11:44 PM
There's a lot of dudes you don't want to be at the climbing gym but 'guy who takes his shirt off and pretends to use it to prop up his phone to film himself climbing' is probably #1
Getting a momentary boost in confidence is the fuckin worst because when it inevitably subsides regular me crashes out over some fuckboi shit I said in my self-esteemly episode
January 13, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Getting a momentary boost in confidence is the fuckin worst because when it inevitably subsides regular me crashes out over some fuckboi shit I said in my self-esteemly episode
Two wrongs don't make a right mfers when a straight white woman writes a romance novel about gay men 😮
December 27, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Two wrongs don't make a right mfers when a straight white woman writes a romance novel about gay men 😮
I'm dying bro, they "found out" the meaning of their name and changed it to Lady A lmao
What's the A stand for???
What's the A stand for???
December 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I'm dying bro, they "found out" the meaning of their name and changed it to Lady A lmao
What's the A stand for???
What's the A stand for???
Make a Christmas song and don't put a single bell in it I fucking dare you
December 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Make a Christmas song and don't put a single bell in it I fucking dare you
Sheated Rivalry and two closeted straight women in the PWHL actually just hate each other
December 18, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Sheated Rivalry and two closeted straight women in the PWHL actually just hate each other
Flexing on my punk ass neighbours with my supremely cleared sidewalks
December 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Flexing on my punk ass neighbours with my supremely cleared sidewalks
I can say that, my wife's a woman
December 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I can say that, my wife's a woman
Hugh Jackson learning to sing and it's consequences have been disastrous for the holiday film season.
December 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Hugh Jackson learning to sing and it's consequences have been disastrous for the holiday film season.