“Once you evacuate all the magical thinking” you’ve probably already gotten out of crypto

Wouldn’t this make more sense with minecarts? Hey we could build the world in Minecraft! Ok we’re clearly gonna need a mod for this…

I join the conversation, and then act offended that they didn’t intend to include me

I think I’d hate to know how many of my favorites you could ruin 😬

“He was this big, strong guy, tears coming out of his one eye, and he said to me…”

every day I feel worse about the next 6-12 months and better about the next 2-5 years.

My dogs didn’t speak a word after their shots so