Gerard
@groverxv.bsky.social
I come from a land next to a land down under …
Zestful user of profanity.
Interests - rugby, rugby, cricket, cricket, beer, wine, SNARK. Unalloyed support for all things Kiwi.
https://bsky.app/profile/groverxv.bsky.social/post/3kzlszkke7m2v
Zestful user of profanity.
Interests - rugby, rugby, cricket, cricket, beer, wine, SNARK. Unalloyed support for all things Kiwi.
https://bsky.app/profile/groverxv.bsky.social/post/3kzlszkke7m2v
I feel seen by the algorithm and the AI word cloud crawlers
December 2, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I feel seen by the algorithm and the AI word cloud crawlers
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I guess you could buy fewer £500+ Helly Hansen ski jackets Nick?
November 27, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I guess you could buy fewer £500+ Helly Hansen ski jackets Nick?
On the other hand ~93% of sales weren't ... so I guess there's that
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 AM
On the other hand ~93% of sales weren't ... so I guess there's that
Lovely wee touch that this clown's £2M house is in fact on the market ...
November 27, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Lovely wee touch that this clown's £2M house is in fact on the market ...
I’ve seen some utter shite on social media since 2007 but this is the cherry on top of the whole shitshow ⬇️
November 26, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I’ve seen some utter shite on social media since 2007 but this is the cherry on top of the whole shitshow ⬇️
See also ... this guy ↓
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 AM
See also ... this guy ↓
No 2 - gimme a fucking break here
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 AM
No 2 - gimme a fucking break here
Share a 90s movie that you think deserves more love ...
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Share a 90s movie that you think deserves more love ...
The Telegraph having an absolutely normal one
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The Telegraph having an absolutely normal one
Why the FUCK would the London Police refuse to do this?
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Why the FUCK would the London Police refuse to do this?
Imma fire this @mollymckew.bsky.social goodness into the discourse ... ↓
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Imma fire this @mollymckew.bsky.social goodness into the discourse ... ↓
#Cricket PSA
Geoffrey Boycott is a ridiculous whinging old boomer whose opinions on modern cricket are about as relevant as the Wright Bros opinions on the fucking space shuttle.
Geoffrey Boycott is a ridiculous whinging old boomer whose opinions on modern cricket are about as relevant as the Wright Bros opinions on the fucking space shuttle.
November 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
#Cricket PSA
Geoffrey Boycott is a ridiculous whinging old boomer whose opinions on modern cricket are about as relevant as the Wright Bros opinions on the fucking space shuttle.
Geoffrey Boycott is a ridiculous whinging old boomer whose opinions on modern cricket are about as relevant as the Wright Bros opinions on the fucking space shuttle.
🎶 I wanna know what love is ..
I want you to show me 🎶
I want you to show me 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
🎶 I wanna know what love is ..
I want you to show me 🎶
I want you to show me 🎶
In a really competitive race, this guy is the weirdest human to ever walk the earth, Bar none.
October 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
In a really competitive race, this guy is the weirdest human to ever walk the earth, Bar none.
<Dude from country infamous for its hideous fucking caste system claims not to have encountered racism dot gif>
October 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
<Dude from country infamous for its hideous fucking caste system claims not to have encountered racism dot gif>
The chances of someone getting a Nazi insignia tattoo without understanding it was a Nazi tattoo are absolutely fucking zero.
October 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The chances of someone getting a Nazi insignia tattoo without understanding it was a Nazi tattoo are absolutely fucking zero.
“Yes … but what kind of Frog are you?”
October 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
“Yes … but what kind of Frog are you?”
“Leaves office”
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October 14, 2025 at 5:10 AM
“Leaves office”
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⬇️⬇️ Dude be right … “.. for $12/hour or local equivalent…”
October 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
⬇️⬇️ Dude be right … “.. for $12/hour or local equivalent…”
CNN: Trump says violence on the streets of Portland is rising
October 7, 2025 at 12:51 PM
CNN: Trump says violence on the streets of Portland is rising
“You know who else was very very good with drone technology?”
October 7, 2025 at 4:38 AM
“You know who else was very very good with drone technology?”