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ray, a cartoon cat, is sitting in the front passenger seat of the "volvo of despair" holding the sides of his head with both hands (paws?). he is openly weeping, and a speech bubble above his head reads "Stop yelling at me! A BLOO BLA BLOOO! A BLOO BLOO BLOOOOOOO! BLOO BLOO!"
December 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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black text on white background: A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER GET MAD AT ME ABOUT FRENCH FRIES
December 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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the spirits of my ancestors when i open a new bag of tortilla chips perfectly without tearing it
in this photo of an enormous parade float balloon of garfield the cat, he appears to be peeking from behind a building and offering a thumbs-up gesture
November 29, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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still frame from the "then die" tiktok, no caption
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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oddly enough what tickles me about the screenshots i've seen the last couple days is that his robot says he's 6'2"? press x to doubt etc but i legit would've guessed 5'6" or maybe 5'8" max. must be the SDE

then again trump says he's 6'3" so someone's obviously lying here hahaha
a photo three fragile nazi shitheads who deserve to live out their days locked in acrylic magneto-style cells at the hague for crimes against humanity
November 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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a mid-1930s cartoon drawing of three skeletons depicted in the act of digging a canal with shovels and pickaxes. all three of them are visibly farting and the one in the middle has a lit cigarette in its mouth. there are words in russian (cyrillic) around the edge of the design, though the only word i can definitively translate is "canal"
November 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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a single panel of the "achewood" webcomic. Roast Beef the cat is sitting at a table talking to Ray the cat while holding a notepad and writing utensil. RB: Why did you send a check for $10,000 to "Oreos" Ray: I like their product! I wanted 'em to have a little walkin' around money!
November 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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this image is from 2012
a "scoreboard" of sorts showing a comparison between palestine and israel since 2000 children killed: 1,444 (p) vs 124 (i) injuries: 39,019 (p) vs 8,864 (i) prisoners in captivity: 7,383 (p) vs 1 (i) illegal settlements: 0 (p) vs 223 (i) UN resolutions violated/ignored: 0 (p) vs 65 (i) rules of the game: team palestine - can't play after sunset - limited access to food and water - must go through mandatory checkpoints - may not enter rival's territory - may not receive outside help team israel - no restrictions
November 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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the cover of the book "Journalism for Dummies" by Arionne Nettles, a Professor of Journalism. there is an inset photograph of a woman speaking into several microphones and other devices, and another inset graphic with text that reads: Learn how to verify facts online and in print - Know your rights as a journalist and reporter - Write compelling and factual articles
November 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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it's giving
a photo of hateful dweeb (and mass shooter inspirer) ben shapiro posing for the camera in a home depot parking lot. he is holding up a wooden plank more than twice the size of the completely unnecessary plastic bag that it's in
November 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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more shirt now than band
a single frame of sir alec guinness's portrayal of obi-wan kenobi in the original star wars movie trilogy, from the scene where he refers to darth vader as "more machine now than man"
November 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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www.lancaster.ne.gov/1300/I-Voted...
a dickbutt with text added that says "I VOTED"
November 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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told the family slack about seeing wynton marsalis live and mom's autocorrected response provided us an opportunity to do the meme irl
an edit of the "batman and ninja turtles" meme batman: wanton larsalis sounds amazing batman: *wynton marsalis leonardo: wanton larsalis michelangelo: wanton larsalis raphael: wanton larsalis
November 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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"germany does solar better because they get more sun than we do"
black text on white background: “The industry’s future looks dim,” intoned host Gretchen Carlson at the beginning of the segment, which was preserved for posterity by the liberal blog Media Matters for America. She and her co-host went on to ridicule Obama’s “failed” solar subsidies, adding, “The United States simply hasn’t figured out how to do solar cheaply and effectively. You look at the country of Germany, it’s working out great for them.” Near the end of the segment, it occurred to Carlson to ask her expert guest, Fox Business reporter Shibani Joshi, why it might be that Germany’s solar-power sector is doing so much better. “What was Germany doing correct? Are they just a smaller country, and that made it more feasible?” Carlson asked. Joshi’s jaw-dropping response: “They’re a smaller country, and they’ve got lots of sun. Right? They’ve got a lot more sun than we do.” In case that wasn’t clear enough for some viewers, Joshi went on: “The problem is it’s a cloudy day and it’s raining, you’re not gonna have it.” Sure, California might get sun now and then, Joshi conceded, “but here on the East Coast, it’s just not going to work.” composite size-proportionate image of the maps of three nations (USA, spain, germany) showing average solar energy availability per year, expressed in kWh per square meter, via a gradient from blue (lowest) to red (highest). germany and alaska are almost solid blue. spain and the vast majority of the eastern half of the united states are in the middle of the range. there are greenish (low-mid capacity) areas along the NY/canada border and the NW corner of washington is blue (low capacity). the american southwest, including the rocky mountains and the western half of texas, trend towards red (high capacity).
November 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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a tweet from @KTHopkins that originally said "this is how it feels to be a white conservative woman" but i have edited it to say "this is how it feels to be bari weiss". there is an attached photo of a white woman with short blonde hair, she is wearing a hoodie and looking directly into the camera and a yellow marksmanship target has been affixed to the center of her forehead. a reply tweet from @DISRESPECT, which has not been edited, reads "i actually love this metaphor because it's a fake target and you've put it there yourself."
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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welp time to not think about it for the next 2-7 days while i wait for a Call
photo of clearing in a wooded area where a bear seems to sit patiently at a picnic table that has nothing on it
October 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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an edit of the "worst day of my life" simpsons meme. in the top frame, a distressed bart says "hurricane melissa is the storm of the century" and in the bottom frame homer cheerfully reminds him that "hurricane melissa is the storm of the century *so far*"
October 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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the "rock the vote" typeface logo has been edited to say "rock the vore"
October 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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yeah it's a fuhrerbunker
freezeframe of the most corrupt shitbag in human history as he festers in his trashy spraypainted-gold oval office waving around printed renderings of his trashy epstein ballroom that he is building with bribe money without ever having bothered to follow any of the legal procedures required to alter the white house. the closed captioning for his diseased mumbling reads "everything's perfect and the military is very much involved in this"
October 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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hell yeah that's my town
a street-level photo of the joyo theatr,e in the historic havelock neighborhood of lincoln nebraska. the marquee reads "RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES". text across the top indicates this image was found in the "lincoln" reddit community
October 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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a painting of a nude man sitting in the corner. he is pulling the skin downward off of his own face and appears to be screaming.
October 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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top frame: james franco is standing on a gallows platform with a noose around his neck, between others in the same situation. he appears to wear a smug expression, and the original line ("first time?") has been edited to say "i don't care. the craftsmanship of this gallows is really impressive and i'm sorry you can't see that" bottom frame: the original bottom frame of the meme format in which a similarly condemned but quite confused old man with scraggly hair replies, "huh?"
October 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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image from the interior of a living room, where someone is asleep on a couch during the day. a different awake person, wearing camo, is aiming a rocket-propelled grenade directly at the sleeping person. above the armed person red italic text reads "hey man wake up"
October 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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it's not just LA - someone DIY'd this map showing where the old streetcar lines in 1920s omaha used to be, before the meatpacking unions were broken
satellite map composite image of the greater omaha metro area in eastern nebraska, with a surprising number of user-added lines showing where omaha streetcars used to run all over the city
October 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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did you only start paying attention on 10/7? who was exchanged for those civilian hostages you care so much about? who violated the ceasefire within the first 24 hours?
headline stating "2023 is 'deadliest year' for Palestinian children say human rights groups" with subhed "Since 2000, Israeli forces have killed at least 2,287 Palestinian children, according to the Defence of Children International." the article is dated 06 OCTOBER, 2023, which is circled with a thick red line
October 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM