Grown up blue berd
@grownupberd.bsky.social
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Bredly crest, but an adult now
An on and off programer and beta tester, thankfully college has seemed to chill his ego out a bit, and isn’t as annoying as his teen self,
Berdly is 27 years old and is extremely exasperated and tired.
An on and off programer and beta tester, thankfully college has seemed to chill his ego out a bit, and isn’t as annoying as his teen self,
Berdly is 27 years old and is extremely exasperated and tired.
Not now kitten
Daddy is trying to kill himself
Daddy is trying to kill himself
December 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Not now kitten
Daddy is trying to kill himself
Daddy is trying to kill himself
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allow my heart to hold
enough love to be broken;🍯
enough love to be broken;🍯
August 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
allow my heart to hold
enough love to be broken;🍯
enough love to be broken;🍯
I thought they were taking me to funky town it turns out it was actually torture city.
December 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I thought they were taking me to funky town it turns out it was actually torture city.
Oh
[ dumping an ashtray into a pot of water ] ohhhh soup
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Oh
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kris wantms me to make snaother soup
[ ominous bell tolls in the distance ]
[ ominous bell tolls in the distance ]
December 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
kris wantms me to make snaother soup
[ ominous bell tolls in the distance ]
[ ominous bell tolls in the distance ]
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Whatdoesthismeanwhatdoesthismean
[ In the cadence of "oh my god they were roommates" ]
Oh My God They Took Turns
Oh My God They Took Turns
December 4, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Whatdoesthismeanwhatdoesthismean
Noelle if she was a detective: hmmm how yurious.
December 3, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Noelle if she was a detective: hmmm how yurious.
(Looking really scared)
Did i pay the heating bill, susie.
Did i pay the heating bill, susie.
December 2, 2025 at 5:02 AM
(Looking really scared)
Did i pay the heating bill, susie.
Did i pay the heating bill, susie.
Noelle turn on the tv it doesn’t matter what channel they hit the fucking battle bus.
November 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Noelle turn on the tv it doesn’t matter what channel they hit the fucking battle bus.
Susie can you stop dying.
November 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Susie can you stop dying.
Awesome.
(Giving then a wing up.)
(Giving then a wing up.)
You boutta get this shit
I am familiar.
(refusing to elaborate.)
(refusing to elaborate.)
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Awesome.
(Giving then a wing up.)
(Giving then a wing up.)
No it was casper i think.
* You did
Who said that-
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
No it was casper i think.
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BITCH
Who said that-
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 AM
BITCH
I am familiar.
(refusing to elaborate.)
(refusing to elaborate.)
You ever had they/them pussy, Berdly
🫡 i got it boss.
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I am familiar.
(refusing to elaborate.)
(refusing to elaborate.)
🫡 i got it boss.
i don't got the parts to get you pregnant so you gotta put in the work
I hear it everyday.
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
🫡 i got it boss.
Hot.
BBARK !!
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Hot.
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Yer next.
Yes, Susie?
[ don't say wanna be next don't say wanna be next don't say wanna be next ] Hey Noelle,
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Yer next.
It’s fine pookie.
Oh.
... Sorry
... Sorry
I was talking about myself.
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
It’s fine pookie.
I was talking about myself.
Sorry
I hear it everyday.
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I was talking about myself.
I hear it everyday.
you wanna hear real gay shit?
God your evil laugh is so gay.
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I hear it everyday.
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Kris is so dog-coded.
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Kris is so dog-coded.
God your evil laugh is so gay.
muahahahah...
Haha hah.
(Does exactly what they told him to do.)
(Does exactly what they told him to do.)
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
God your evil laugh is so gay.
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… Okay.
Hang on scratch that thought noelle i’m about to get pregnant.
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
… Okay.