Or might it only be a temporary hiding of a red flag from the bull(shitter)?
June 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Or might it only be a temporary hiding of a red flag from the bull(shitter)?
We imagine that mid-terms will deliver a blow to the GOP. Why do we not believe his "braintrust" has not been preparing to foil the will of the people in November 2026? After all, many failed to see how thoroughly they planned for bypassing the traditional constitutional limits to executive power
April 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
We imagine that mid-terms will deliver a blow to the GOP. Why do we not believe his "braintrust" has not been preparing to foil the will of the people in November 2026? After all, many failed to see how thoroughly they planned for bypassing the traditional constitutional limits to executive power
We know from his first term that Trump's worst instincts were minimized by the "guardrails" then in place.
He's no brighter now than then, but those who crafted Project 2025 on his behalf have carefully bypassed those guardrails, at least to a surprising degree since inauguration.
He's no brighter now than then, but those who crafted Project 2025 on his behalf have carefully bypassed those guardrails, at least to a surprising degree since inauguration.
April 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
We know from his first term that Trump's worst instincts were minimized by the "guardrails" then in place.
He's no brighter now than then, but those who crafted Project 2025 on his behalf have carefully bypassed those guardrails, at least to a surprising degree since inauguration.
He's no brighter now than then, but those who crafted Project 2025 on his behalf have carefully bypassed those guardrails, at least to a surprising degree since inauguration.
Except he's both the Titanic AND the iceberg.
April 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Except he's both the Titanic AND the iceberg.
That'd produce another of his epic toilet clogs
February 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
That'd produce another of his epic toilet clogs
Watching yesterday's presser with Netanyahu a few times, I'm starting to think Trump was seeing "his" Gaza remarks for the first time, as he was reading them aloud. As usual, his impromptu asides sounded so out of place, inserted into his typically awkward reading of a scripted speech.
February 6, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Watching yesterday's presser with Netanyahu a few times, I'm starting to think Trump was seeing "his" Gaza remarks for the first time, as he was reading them aloud. As usual, his impromptu asides sounded so out of place, inserted into his typically awkward reading of a scripted speech.
With the limited attention span of the goldfish in charge (well, he's really more of an orangefish), it could be either. It might even be both. Only time will tell.
February 6, 2025 at 4:32 AM
With the limited attention span of the goldfish in charge (well, he's really more of an orangefish), it could be either. It might even be both. Only time will tell.
That USPS suspension of service lasted longer than the Mango Maniac's tariff on Canada & Mexico.
February 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
That USPS suspension of service lasted longer than the Mango Maniac's tariff on Canada & Mexico.
In a little more than 2 weeks, he's already set sights on taking over Canada, Greenland, the Panama Canal, & the Gaza strip.
Where have we seen that behavior before?
Where have we seen that behavior before?
February 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
In a little more than 2 weeks, he's already set sights on taking over Canada, Greenland, the Panama Canal, & the Gaza strip.
Where have we seen that behavior before?
Where have we seen that behavior before?
The Canadian government sent an office intern to Kinko's with a few dollars withdrawn from petty cash. The existing Cabinet Minister, already with responsibility for Canadian border security, now has new business cards with the words "Border Czar" added.
Thus, the mango maniac was appeased for now.
Thus, the mango maniac was appeased for now.
February 5, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The Canadian government sent an office intern to Kinko's with a few dollars withdrawn from petty cash. The existing Cabinet Minister, already with responsibility for Canadian border security, now has new business cards with the words "Border Czar" added.
Thus, the mango maniac was appeased for now.
Thus, the mango maniac was appeased for now.
The parasitic Trumphog
February 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The parasitic Trumphog
That's one egg not worth the cost.
February 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
That's one egg not worth the cost.
He’s a fast food kind of guy, so will they call it
The Night of the Long Plastic Knives?
The Night of the Long Plastic Knives?
February 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
He’s a fast food kind of guy, so will they call it
The Night of the Long Plastic Knives?
The Night of the Long Plastic Knives?
For a big guy, he sure is easily affected by changing winds.
What he says depends on who he's saying it to.
The man is full of it!
What he says depends on who he's saying it to.
The man is full of it!
February 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
For a big guy, he sure is easily affected by changing winds.
What he says depends on who he's saying it to.
The man is full of it!
What he says depends on who he's saying it to.
The man is full of it!
Establish that, for the consequential power Musk has claimed for himself, congressional approval is essential. Be sure to invite his children to testify. Also his mother so she can scold everyone who's being "mean" to her little baby. (That last invite is suggested for its obvious comedy potential.)
February 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Establish that, for the consequential power Musk has claimed for himself, congressional approval is essential. Be sure to invite his children to testify. Also his mother so she can scold everyone who's being "mean" to her little baby. (That last invite is suggested for its obvious comedy potential.)
If he truly wanted an actual deal, he wouldn't put "deal" in quotation marks.
February 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
If he truly wanted an actual deal, he wouldn't put "deal" in quotation marks.
Three of these 7 metrics shown add up to 101%.
February 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Three of these 7 metrics shown add up to 101%.
When it comes to stupidity in the senate, Johnson is the fool's gold standard.
(Emphasis on the "fool".)
(Emphasis on the "fool".)
February 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
When it comes to stupidity in the senate, Johnson is the fool's gold standard.
(Emphasis on the "fool".)
(Emphasis on the "fool".)
Is that with a silent "g"?
February 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Is that with a silent "g"?