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Gruff Billy 3
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"Sleep can't hide the thoughts splitting through my mind. Shadows aren't clean, false mirrors, too many people awake."

P.S. Pørn / Sex Bots need not apply as Followers - you will be Blocked on sight. Thx

P.P.S. NO DMs
Goggies are such Amateurs.
a close up of a cat laying on top of a bed
Alt: A Cat is asleep on a computer keyboard typing ZZZZZZZZZZ...
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November 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
No Sh1t, Sherlock.

P.S. We (Remainers) fcuking told you so.
November 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Someone has really hit the skids on that.
November 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
"I also can't punctuate" (see last point).
November 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Good thinking, Mum 😺

I think Percy has smashed the audition for the Kitten Kong remake, too.
a cat is hanging from a very tall building
Alt: a cat is hanging from a very tall building
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November 29, 2025 at 12:55 PM
It's My* Party And I'll Cry If I Want To.

*Zarah Sultana: "Oh No It's Not!"
November 29, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Καληνύχτα - hope everyone has their Arks ready for tomorrow's diluvial conditions. 🌧️
a black and white photo of a kitten sleeping in a bed .
Alt: a black and white photo of a kitten sleeping in a bed .
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
"Journalist" doing a lot of heavy lifting there.

#FuckTheSun
#FuckMurdoch
November 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
My savings plan at that age would have involved putting aside enough dubage for future* bifters.

*next week's
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
A #Deform Full English lacking a Black pudding - now why would that be? 🤔
November 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
But you're amnestying cream-firsters and archaeologists?
November 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
There We Are Then, shurely?
November 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Human Centipede using Colin the Caterpillar?
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Fattening you up for Winter/Sacrifice*?

*delete where applicable.
a close up of a man 's face covered in blood
Alt: a close up of a man 's face covered in blood
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November 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I wondered what was making the cat sneeze...
a cat with a caption that says `` i can smell it all the way up here '' is licking its paw .
Alt: a cat with a caption that says `` i can smell it all the way up here '' is licking its paw .
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November 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Especially with your reputation... 🍑💨
November 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
How much of that was spent on Kleenex?
November 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
With you on the Bud Light, Mr Pip - it's like making love in a canoe (©️ E Idle).
November 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM