Still bellends setting fireworks off. It’s been a fucking week of it. Poor Cooper is frantic again.
November 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Still bellends setting fireworks off. It’s been a fucking week of it. Poor Cooper is frantic again.
Be rude not to on a day like this…
November 8, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Be rude not to on a day like this…
Morning. Today will consist of chilled music accompanied by a bacon batch, gardening, Vespa ride, beers. 👍
November 8, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Morning. Today will consist of chilled music accompanied by a bacon batch, gardening, Vespa ride, beers. 👍
I left checking the cow radar a bit late. Surrounded!!
November 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I left checking the cow radar a bit late. Surrounded!!
Is not finished yet, but it was meant to be inclusive and sympathetic to the local dune environment, instead they’ve turned it into a cheaply turfed Tellytubby landscape!!
November 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Is not finished yet, but it was meant to be inclusive and sympathetic to the local dune environment, instead they’ve turned it into a cheaply turfed Tellytubby landscape!!
Another one bites the dust…
November 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Another one bites the dust…
Morning. Just been informed bro in law and his partner are splitting up at 60 years old! There been together near on 30 years. No sign of it coming from our end.. Starting again at 60 Jesus!! 😳
November 3, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Morning. Just been informed bro in law and his partner are splitting up at 60 years old! There been together near on 30 years. No sign of it coming from our end.. Starting again at 60 Jesus!! 😳
Morning. Just gone on a pre sale for Sammy Hagar and chums show at AO Arena Manc. It’s a bit of Van Halen nostalgia, the band sound great so I thought OK. The ticket prices were £85 to £133. The fella is worth £100 million after selling his tequila business. He can fuck right off with those prices.
October 30, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Morning. Just gone on a pre sale for Sammy Hagar and chums show at AO Arena Manc. It’s a bit of Van Halen nostalgia, the band sound great so I thought OK. The ticket prices were £85 to £133. The fella is worth £100 million after selling his tequila business. He can fuck right off with those prices.
They’re back. Cooper knows they are, but nothing gets in the way of his jumping!!
October 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
They’re back. Cooper knows they are, but nothing gets in the way of his jumping!!
Just at the Jim Moir (Vic Reeves) Birds art exhibition at Lever Gallery Port Sunlight. Of course I’ve been totalling up the number of sold pieces on show. So far £107,000. Not bad work. 😀👍
October 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Just at the Jim Moir (Vic Reeves) Birds art exhibition at Lever Gallery Port Sunlight. Of course I’ve been totalling up the number of sold pieces on show. So far £107,000. Not bad work. 😀👍
I need a broken tooth taking out right at the back. I’ve not had a tooth out since they used gas to knock you out. Anyways, it was meant to be on Monday, but I’ve just bottled it and put it off until March 26. 😀👍
October 24, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I need a broken tooth taking out right at the back. I’ve not had a tooth out since they used gas to knock you out. Anyways, it was meant to be on Monday, but I’ve just bottled it and put it off until March 26. 😀👍
Morning. This Winter, leaving work for 5:40 will be greatly enhanced by the fact I will be able to jump into a warm car as the outside temperatures plummet, due to this handy, but nesh inducing, bit of technology ..
October 21, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Morning. This Winter, leaving work for 5:40 will be greatly enhanced by the fact I will be able to jump into a warm car as the outside temperatures plummet, due to this handy, but nesh inducing, bit of technology ..
I’m at the hozzy for nothing for you lot to worry about. The rather lovely nurse asked me my height, I thought it was 6ft 1”. She said you’re actually just off 6ft 2”. Oh at least I’m not shrinking like normal when you get old I quipped. Oh how we both chortled.
October 20, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I’m at the hozzy for nothing for you lot to worry about. The rather lovely nurse asked me my height, I thought it was 6ft 1”. She said you’re actually just off 6ft 2”. Oh at least I’m not shrinking like normal when you get old I quipped. Oh how we both chortled.
I’m going to take pooch for an evening stroll. Then I’m going to come home and make a fried egg sandwich with brown sauce , and no one can stop me because there’s no one in! 👍😀🕺
October 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I’m going to take pooch for an evening stroll. Then I’m going to come home and make a fried egg sandwich with brown sauce , and no one can stop me because there’s no one in! 👍😀🕺
Morning. Easing into the weekend with tunes and espresso doble…
October 18, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Morning. Easing into the weekend with tunes and espresso doble…
Yes. That’s one of the cunts who won’t get to see the Open, or play on their new, illegally stolen from the public driving range!
October 13, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Yes. That’s one of the cunts who won’t get to see the Open, or play on their new, illegally stolen from the public driving range!
Oooh, after the ASS January beano to Almeria was thrown into turmoil due to the debacle of flight cancellations, we’ve grabbed El Toro by the horns gone Basque and booked Bilbao. With a day trip to San Sebastián and a day to watch Racing Santander thrown in if all goes to plan. Eskerrik Asko..
October 11, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Oooh, after the ASS January beano to Almeria was thrown into turmoil due to the debacle of flight cancellations, we’ve grabbed El Toro by the horns gone Basque and booked Bilbao. With a day trip to San Sebastián and a day to watch Racing Santander thrown in if all goes to plan. Eskerrik Asko..
The regular Summer 9pm-10pm adult swimmers are very thin on the ground now the dark nights are kicking in…👍😀
October 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The regular Summer 9pm-10pm adult swimmers are very thin on the ground now the dark nights are kicking in…👍😀