and you still can't be arsed to use a measuring cup

you are the epitome of resolve, beloved

thank you for dedication to the cause (my entertainment) 😍

the little goblin cackle that just leapt from my face at this

fuck ohio

sincerely,
born and raised there

if you are an artist who works on indoor/industrial/urban backgrounds a lot but would rather gnaw your own arm off then learn Blender, then boy howdy do I have a treat for you.

🤝

gnawing on my controller

my partner and i were devastated when we learned about the ai integration mid-download. they could have just hired writers but nooooooo we have to deal with this bs 😑

I am Not Even Kidding

Imagine being a little Midwestern White Girl in the early 2000's, only having ever learned behavior from your parents, teachers, and church, happening to be out with your friends, for once, and you hear Kesha say "Don't be a little bitch with the chit chat, just show me where your dick's at" 😳

There are two musicians inside me. One of them was classically trained for over a decade across seven instruments. The other listens to Crystal Castles to wind down. They both agree that Kesha fucking slaps.

me, every time you post

Button remains one of my most cherished Little Guys so seeing official art that looks so similar to his design has me like 🫠

story time! when i was a kid, i had a dream my riolu evolved and we both got so excited that he tried to hug me but the spike poked me and he got upset, so he ran away, filed it down, and came back with little smooth gems instead of wild spikes. I woke up, drew art of it, and my mom named him Button