Grumplton
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He should have been taken by the wilds. The Spartans had it right.
December 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
He should have been taken by the wilds. The Spartans had it right.
God, it tasted like how a hangover feels and cherry.
December 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
God, it tasted like how a hangover feels and cherry.
Yeah I remember, he savagely fought Matt Dillon's character in the mud culminating with a brutal eye gouging.
December 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Yeah I remember, he savagely fought Matt Dillon's character in the mud culminating with a brutal eye gouging.
I believe in you. I believe you can eat fish weights at a rate to make this happen even faster, no saying it's healthy. But I believe it.
December 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I believe in you. I believe you can eat fish weights at a rate to make this happen even faster, no saying it's healthy. But I believe it.
Which root vegetables do you use in your pie?
November 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Which root vegetables do you use in your pie?
It's these scissors. They want these scissors.
November 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It's these scissors. They want these scissors.
I mean, I assume you picked that hat yourself...
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I mean, I assume you picked that hat yourself...
Everyone: "we're all named Angus!"
November 17, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Everyone: "we're all named Angus!"
They wouldn't have wasted a potato like that. (Or had potatoes at all, but that's neither here nor there.)
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
They wouldn't have wasted a potato like that. (Or had potatoes at all, but that's neither here nor there.)
Short Kings gotta have short thrones.
November 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Short Kings gotta have short thrones.
I think this type of message constitutes a threat.
November 8, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I think this type of message constitutes a threat.
This book is on the big list of books to avoid whilst being clinically depressed.
November 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
This book is on the big list of books to avoid whilst being clinically depressed.
Tom Petty always looked like he really enjoyed strumming his guitar. Always put his shoulder into it like someone who just finally nailed playing a song.
November 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Tom Petty always looked like he really enjoyed strumming his guitar. Always put his shoulder into it like someone who just finally nailed playing a song.
It don't matter, none of this matters.
November 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It don't matter, none of this matters.