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Grumpy Polar Bear
@grumpyburr.bsky.social
Big chubby gay bear/croc hybrid / 36 / he/him / Midwest Burr in Des Moines
took a meme quiz for the hellverse characters and it wasn't who I thought but I do relate a lot to him in many ways.
December 31, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Not who I was expecting but I do relate a lot to him in a lot of unfortunate ways.
December 31, 2025 at 2:21 PM
lol
December 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
fascinating
December 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
And the alts where it was me trying and failing to make it to the bathroom in time. Someone get this nerd bear in diapers! Bro can't even manage to hold it in! HAHAHAHAHA! >/////> Also drawn very realistically. Don't ask how I know that... <////<
December 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Surprise christmas art from my buddy @goodboyscott.bsky.social. Love the way he draws realistic whities, dingy from age and off white. Mine literally look like that
December 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
There. I think that looks... better..?
December 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Alts where one since he wears diapers they don't give him bathroom breaks and his smoke break is also his pee break now, and the other where he has briefs on and they DID have pants for him but they're too big and he keeps having to yank em back up but on break decides to just let em sag.
December 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Being short on cash and a polar bear I took the cliche seasonal job at the north pole but it isn't all it's cracked up to be. They didn't even have pants in my size to cover up my diapers, so I'm cold and it's very stressful. Luckily I have these "special candy canes" for my smoke breaks.
December 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.

oh FUCK
December 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
yeehaw!
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 AM
No cheating. Post your lock screen.

Imma big og silent hill fan hehe. Had this for the past decade.
November 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
If you come across this post, post your sona not smiling.

Best. Interview. Ever.
October 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Just soggin like I do. These things are mega soaked
October 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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September 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr
September 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
What flavor is your sona?

For me I'd have to say blue raspberry icee carcinogens. Delicious.
September 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
37 this year. *bones turn to dust*
September 4, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Bro said
August 30, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Indulging in rainbow pamps today
August 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM