God, give me the strength to change the things that can be changed, the strength to change the things that probably can't be changed, and the strength to change that which can't possibly be changed. Hey, if You can't work miracles, what the hell good are You?

I wish writing was easier, but I appear to only be able to when I am manic or drink. I gave up booze 10 years ago so I have to wait for crazy to be able to put pen to paper. I miss my muse.

I always have a fallback position whenever I take a risk. If all else fails, I'll die horribly, at great length, and in great pain. Mind you, it's not a good fallback position.

There is a fine line between wise ass and jack ass. The importance is knowing what side of the line you’re on.

Sometimes you can’t do anything about something that sucks, no matter how much it sucks….. until later if necessary

Lunch is brought to you by Drew Hayes and his wonderful book “Second Hand Curses”
Nothing like the Bastard Champions to make your day better.

That moment in the night when you feel like you’re being watched.

Hemingway and Spider Robinson wrote that “writing is easy. All you have to do is stare at a typewriter until your forehead bleeds”. Me? I just look constipated with a monitor covered in blood.

Is there a specific amount of spins through the kitchens are you allowed to have before deciding “yes, nothing looks good so quit opening the fridge”

New discovery. Shanty Metal. I almost wrecked the metal/trash version of the Pirates who Don’t do anything appeared in my shuffle.

Because there is nothing cooler than Emily Swallow the Armorer wielding the dark saber sitting on the back of a taun taun your friend made for the 501s

70. Failure is not an option - it is mandatory. The option is whether or not to let failure be the last thing you do.

Sadly I’m an elder and I have left a path of destruction behind me

There are few things that I completely hate. ballons, however are on the top of my list. This, this almost sent me into a murderhobo rage.

For the last 4 years momma bird has roosted on my porch light. She’s back for another round I call her my Mormon defense device.

Sleepy puppy