grumpyeeyore.bsky.social
@grumpyeeyore.bsky.social
March 5, 2024 at 10:47 PM

God, give me the strength to change the things that can be changed, the strength to change the things that probably can't be changed, and the strength to change that which can't possibly be changed. Hey, if You can't work miracles, what the hell good are You?
March 5, 2024 at 10:47 PM
I wish writing was easier, but I appear to only be able to when I am manic or drink. I gave up booze 10 years ago so I have to wait for crazy to be able to put pen to paper. I miss my muse.
February 28, 2024 at 5:34 PM
I always have a fallback position whenever I take a risk. If all else fails, I'll die horribly, at great length, and in great pain. Mind you, it's not a good fallback position.
February 22, 2024 at 11:35 PM
There is a fine line between wise ass and jack ass. The importance is knowing what side of the line you’re on.
February 22, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Sometimes you can’t do anything about something that sucks, no matter how much it sucks….. until later if necessary
February 21, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Lunch is brought to you by Drew Hayes and his wonderful book “Second Hand Curses”
Nothing like the Bastard Champions to make your day better.
February 21, 2024 at 6:00 PM
That moment in the night when you feel like you’re being watched.
February 19, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Hemingway and Spider Robinson wrote that “writing is easy. All you have to do is stare at a typewriter until your forehead bleeds”. Me? I just look constipated with a monitor covered in blood.
February 18, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Is there a specific amount of spins through the kitchens are you allowed to have before deciding “yes, nothing looks good so quit opening the fridge”
February 18, 2024 at 8:04 PM
New discovery. Shanty Metal. I almost wrecked the metal/trash version of the Pirates who Don’t do anything appeared in my shuffle.
February 17, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Because there is nothing cooler than Emily Swallow the Armorer wielding the dark saber sitting on the back of a taun taun your friend made for the 501s
February 17, 2024 at 4:43 PM
70. Failure is not an option - it is mandatory. The option is whether or not to let failure be the last thing you do.
February 17, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Sadly I’m an elder and I have left a path of destruction behind me
February 17, 2024 at 4:33 PM
There are few things that I completely hate. ballons, however are on the top of my list. This, this almost sent me into a murderhobo rage.
February 17, 2024 at 4:32 PM
For the last 4 years momma bird has roosted on my porch light. She’s back for another round I call her my Mormon defense device.
February 17, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Sleepy puppy
February 17, 2024 at 4:26 PM