GrumpyInFrance
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GrumpyInFrance
@grumpyinfrance.bsky.social

North London is 🔴
Family events have made me miss last night's match and away to Liverpool. Still haven't watched Szobloslass's free kick. I will swerve all ⚽ until Inter and my life will be better.
January 18, 2026 at 6:12 AM
You are just going to sit there and both sides the penalty non-call? Delaney you are limp.
January 17, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Ooh that’s a good one!
January 17, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Arsenal should leave him a ticket for rest of the season.
January 17, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Would LOVE for Vik to get a couple today so we can see some hilarious charts on Sky etc.
January 17, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Guests for dinner tonight so I’m only going to be able to watch the first 30 minutes. Please start fast Arsenal. 🙏
January 17, 2026 at 2:52 PM
I didn’t want him for Arsenal, but sad he went to City.
January 16, 2026 at 3:55 PM
But don’t you dare call Pep a checkbook manager. 😐

How are those 115 charges coming along?
January 16, 2026 at 3:44 PM
I choose to believe that Ted is so far ahead in his betting account that he is betting on Forest simply as an emotional hedge, and in fact, Arsenal will win comfortably. 😬
January 16, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Forget long throws - we don't seem to have the personnel. Although Kai does kind of look like a trebuchet, but then he wouldn't be in the penalty area... Please just get us to throw the ball in quicker and not lose possession so often.
January 14, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Sol Campbell led the way. You only need to follow.
January 12, 2026 at 7:15 PM
From your lips…
January 12, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Agree, I can see tactical instructions "safety first" for Chelsea away and Inter.
January 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Yeah, we have that here. The second audio channel is just crowd noise. We don’t use it, but then again we don’t have Gary Neville announcing.
January 11, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Along with throw-ins that take too long.
January 11, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Kai physically resembles a trebuchet. Maybe we can make a long thrower out of him.

But my number one hope is that we throw the ball in more quickly.
January 11, 2026 at 9:28 AM
If I can’t have a successful, hate watch, I appreciate it being over early.
January 10, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Nerves, weather, continued lack of CF impact, LIV are not a bad team, parked 🚌.
January 8, 2026 at 10:04 PM
As long as we get 3 pts. Besides the waiting list for season tickets is long. 😉 Be safe. #COYG
shrek says some of you may die in front of two knights
ALT: shrek says some of you may die in front of two knights
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Bad weather is an equalizer. Just one more thing for the team to overcome.
January 8, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Or Jonathan Wilson for the Guardian. That is downright petulant behavioiur.
January 8, 2026 at 9:01 AM
I really liked the structure of the Endrick loan to Lyon. The more he plays the less Lyon pays. Should essentially be standard for all loans without options to buy.
January 7, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Canal+ Multiplex 😎
January 7, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Guardian Football writers are a bunch of hacks, but Squires is ace.
January 6, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Shall we discuss the dangers of leaning down to unload the dishwasher over the age of 45? Dangerous activity for your back.
January 6, 2026 at 11:33 AM