Grumpy Muppet
@grumpymuppet.bsky.social
Resident of Wales. Interested in politics, comedy, science, technology, movies, 80s/90s retro, health and fitness, and the Oxford comma. Just trying to be a decent person.
Jeez give the horny sod some peace
December 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Jeez give the horny sod some peace
Precisely. The goal is to sell you the cheapest-to-manufacture product at the highest price. Inevitably, over time, quality falls and prices rise - all to meet the insatiable demand for growth and increased profit
December 15, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Precisely. The goal is to sell you the cheapest-to-manufacture product at the highest price. Inevitably, over time, quality falls and prices rise - all to meet the insatiable demand for growth and increased profit
Capitalism says fuck you
December 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Capitalism says fuck you
The press just want to foment hate against foreigners to stop people turning on the wealthy. They hate them if they come here, they hate them if they leave, they hate them if they work, they hate them if they don’t, they hate them if they are skilled, they hate them if they aren’t, and on and on…
December 15, 2025 at 1:00 PM
The press just want to foment hate against foreigners to stop people turning on the wealthy. They hate them if they come here, they hate them if they leave, they hate them if they work, they hate them if they don’t, they hate them if they are skilled, they hate them if they aren’t, and on and on…
Need to check your Chlymidiachlorian count
December 15, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Need to check your Chlymidiachlorian count
So how did the dog die?
December 15, 2025 at 9:11 AM
So how did the dog die?
Man gets better at job with greater experience… Please, wise one, furnish us with more great insight
December 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Man gets better at job with greater experience… Please, wise one, furnish us with more great insight
Life is short. Do what you enjoy
December 14, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Life is short. Do what you enjoy
“We’re mad, we are”
December 14, 2025 at 12:52 PM
“We’re mad, we are”
If she’s that suspicious why doesn’t she check that too?
December 14, 2025 at 9:36 AM
If she’s that suspicious why doesn’t she check that too?
We’re hanging on, just managing to defy the odds and defeat the war on Christmas… every year
December 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
We’re hanging on, just managing to defy the odds and defeat the war on Christmas… every year
There aren't many reasons that a football fan is 'well known'
December 12, 2025 at 12:54 PM
There aren't many reasons that a football fan is 'well known'
Putting the Dull into Dulwich for nearly 50 years
December 12, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Putting the Dull into Dulwich for nearly 50 years
I’ve never been and suspect I never will now
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I’ve never been and suspect I never will now
Wake up Allister, you're having one of those 'special' dreams again
December 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Wake up Allister, you're having one of those 'special' dreams again
Liar tells lies in lying shocker
December 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Liar tells lies in lying shocker
You showed your cat hunting porn and then were surprised it went hunting?
December 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
You showed your cat hunting porn and then were surprised it went hunting?
Once, while in a shop, I saw someone from my gym that I’d never previously interacted with at all. Not realising who it was but knowing I recognised them, I instinctively said hello. I then had to say hello every time I saw them in the gym thereafter
December 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Once, while in a shop, I saw someone from my gym that I’d never previously interacted with at all. Not realising who it was but knowing I recognised them, I instinctively said hello. I then had to say hello every time I saw them in the gym thereafter
Same for me with Byline Times. I don’t have the inclination to read it, often finding it rather depressing. But the work they do is absolutely worthy of support so I gladly pay my subscription
December 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Same for me with Byline Times. I don’t have the inclination to read it, often finding it rather depressing. But the work they do is absolutely worthy of support so I gladly pay my subscription
It’s the Flag Shagger Express
December 9, 2025 at 7:47 AM
It’s the Flag Shagger Express