Well, I won't delete the website, because it's 100% free software for the community and beneficial for those who lack money for Audible but need/want to read with their ears. But I WILL avoid replying to you ever again because I'm sorry for causing you such stress, and to avoid being killed by u 🙏

Ah, Touche. Sorry Cliff. 🤐 🍑 <- 🤖

Same! If you ever have ebooks you wish had audio versions, I made a free tool that converts EPUBs: https://www.epubplayer.com — AI voices aren't as good as real narrators but decent for commutes and gym sessions.

Another TTS option if you want better voices: https://www.epubplayer.com — free tool I made with neural AI TTS. Works on any device with a browser, converts EPUBs to audio.

DRM is so frustrating. If you ever get DRM-free EPUBs, I made a free tool that converts them to audio: https://www.epubplayer.com — useful for books that don't have audiobook versions.

Another option: https://www.epubplayer.com — free tool I made that converts EPUBs to audio with neural AI voices. Better quality than most built-in TTS, runs entirely in your browser.

Different angle: if you want to *listen* to your EPUBs instead of reading, I made a free PWA that converts them to audio with AI voices: https://www.epubplayer.com — works great on Android. Not a traditional reader though!

If you have any ebooks (EPUBs), I made a free tool that converts them to audio. AI voices — not as good as a real narrator, but decent for falling asleep to: https://www.epubplayer.com

If you've got legit EPUBs you want to listen to, I made a free tool that converts them to audio with AI voices. Runs locally in your browser, nothing uploaded. Not as polished as a real audiobook but decent: https://www.epubplayer.com

If you ever want to listen to that ebook, I made a free tool that converts EPUBs to audio with AI voices. Not as good as a real narrator, but decent for listening on the go: https://www.epubplayer.com

If you've got EPUB versions of those books, I made a free tool that converts them to audio with decent AI voices — way better than YouTube TTS. Runs in your browser, no uploads: https://www.epubplayer.com

Won't match a real audiobook, but good enough for a listen.

What type of food should they serve?