Glenn Sekse
@gsekse.bsky.social
Sarcastic "Know-It-All" Bastard
'murica, love it or leave it!
Ok, so now I live in Mexico.
Puerto Morelos, Mexico
'murica, love it or leave it!
Ok, so now I live in Mexico.
Puerto Morelos, Mexico
::Bullshit translator activated::
"We are breastfeeding"
Translation Language (alpha male):
"I don't really don't help with the baby at all"
"We are breastfeeding"
Translation Language (alpha male):
"I don't really don't help with the baby at all"
February 8, 2026 at 3:37 PM
::Bullshit translator activated::
"We are breastfeeding"
Translation Language (alpha male):
"I don't really don't help with the baby at all"
"We are breastfeeding"
Translation Language (alpha male):
"I don't really don't help with the baby at all"
Toxic is as Toxic does...
February 7, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Toxic is as Toxic does...
There is 6 to 12 other ways to post articles. Why do we keep re-creating the wheel? 🤔🤨
February 7, 2026 at 10:22 PM
There is 6 to 12 other ways to post articles. Why do we keep re-creating the wheel? 🤔🤨
Quoting Hawkeye Pierce:
"I want a dry martini, so dry, just wave the Vermouth bottle over it"
A good gin and tonic? Show the glass of gin a lime and be done🤔🤷🏼♂️
"I want a dry martini, so dry, just wave the Vermouth bottle over it"
A good gin and tonic? Show the glass of gin a lime and be done🤔🤷🏼♂️
February 7, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Quoting Hawkeye Pierce:
"I want a dry martini, so dry, just wave the Vermouth bottle over it"
A good gin and tonic? Show the glass of gin a lime and be done🤔🤷🏼♂️
"I want a dry martini, so dry, just wave the Vermouth bottle over it"
A good gin and tonic? Show the glass of gin a lime and be done🤔🤷🏼♂️
He realized that she is...
"Too smart for his bull shit"
🤔🤨🙄🤷🏼♂️
"Too smart for his bull shit"
🤔🤨🙄🤷🏼♂️
February 7, 2026 at 12:42 AM
He realized that she is...
"Too smart for his bull shit"
🤔🤨🙄🤷🏼♂️
"Too smart for his bull shit"
🤔🤨🙄🤷🏼♂️
If country, they replace the nasty bits with words that sound better but mean the same thing 🤷🏼♂️
I actually thought of saying this originally, but went with a more simple reply 🤔
I actually thought of saying this originally, but went with a more simple reply 🤔
February 5, 2026 at 4:02 AM
If country, they replace the nasty bits with words that sound better but mean the same thing 🤷🏼♂️
I actually thought of saying this originally, but went with a more simple reply 🤔
I actually thought of saying this originally, but went with a more simple reply 🤔
Rap... That is definitely a Rap idea 🤔🙄
February 4, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Rap... That is definitely a Rap idea 🤔🙄
Can we mention his username
"Mr Suave"
Apparently "Biggus Dickus" was taken 🤔🤦🏼♂️🤣
"Mr Suave"
Apparently "Biggus Dickus" was taken 🤔🤦🏼♂️🤣
February 4, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Can we mention his username
"Mr Suave"
Apparently "Biggus Dickus" was taken 🤔🤦🏼♂️🤣
"Mr Suave"
Apparently "Biggus Dickus" was taken 🤔🤦🏼♂️🤣
What do you mean you hid a key outside?
Last lock out he will do. Get a hidden bank account. Discuss problem with family.
Have an exit plan 🤔🤨
Last lock out he will do. Get a hidden bank account. Discuss problem with family.
Have an exit plan 🤔🤨
February 2, 2026 at 2:15 AM
What do you mean you hid a key outside?
Last lock out he will do. Get a hidden bank account. Discuss problem with family.
Have an exit plan 🤔🤨
Last lock out he will do. Get a hidden bank account. Discuss problem with family.
Have an exit plan 🤔🤨
We invented fire for a reason 🤔
Experts say it quadrupled the amount of calories humans could digest. Also removed a huge array of harmful bacteria from our diets.
The more you know...
Experts say it quadrupled the amount of calories humans could digest. Also removed a huge array of harmful bacteria from our diets.
The more you know...
February 1, 2026 at 2:13 PM
We invented fire for a reason 🤔
Experts say it quadrupled the amount of calories humans could digest. Also removed a huge array of harmful bacteria from our diets.
The more you know...
Experts say it quadrupled the amount of calories humans could digest. Also removed a huge array of harmful bacteria from our diets.
The more you know...
So... Being an early adopter doesn't always work out 🤔
January 31, 2026 at 7:57 PM
So... Being an early adopter doesn't always work out 🤔
I had to Google it too
January 31, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I had to Google it too
"Hey... I've been reading your feed for 30 seconds and I have some suggestions"
🤨🤦🏼♂️
🤨🤦🏼♂️
January 31, 2026 at 7:48 PM
"Hey... I've been reading your feed for 30 seconds and I have some suggestions"
🤨🤦🏼♂️
🤨🤦🏼♂️
I'm confused.🤨 The patriots of Fayetteville in Cumberland county, voted for who last time?
I believe Kamala was pro funny comedian. 🤔😉
I believe Kamala was pro funny comedian. 🤔😉
January 31, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I'm confused.🤨 The patriots of Fayetteville in Cumberland county, voted for who last time?
I believe Kamala was pro funny comedian. 🤔😉
I believe Kamala was pro funny comedian. 🤔😉
According to the sound guys, you don't have the right sound system. Just invest $10000 in fancy equipment and turn it up loud!
Fuck those guys🤬
Fuck those guys🤬
January 31, 2026 at 5:50 PM
According to the sound guys, you don't have the right sound system. Just invest $10000 in fancy equipment and turn it up loud!
Fuck those guys🤬
Fuck those guys🤬
Elon realized that Chinese EVs are going to eat Tesla's lunch
January 30, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Elon realized that Chinese EVs are going to eat Tesla's lunch
The most eloquent version of "it sucks" I have seen
January 29, 2026 at 4:12 PM
The most eloquent version of "it sucks" I have seen
I love the Tesla fan boys getting dumped
January 29, 2026 at 2:56 AM
I love the Tesla fan boys getting dumped
The unions are getting nervous 🤔
January 27, 2026 at 4:31 AM
The unions are getting nervous 🤔
Every generation has a list of books they like. Mine was:
Lord of the Rings
MASH book series
James Bond books
Xanth series
Etc.
Lord of the Rings
MASH book series
James Bond books
Xanth series
Etc.
January 27, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Every generation has a list of books they like. Mine was:
Lord of the Rings
MASH book series
James Bond books
Xanth series
Etc.
Lord of the Rings
MASH book series
James Bond books
Xanth series
Etc.
This is the only freedom app.
January 26, 2026 at 5:54 PM
This is the only freedom app.
Everyone agrees... Except for the Gestapo 🤷🏼♂️
January 26, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Everyone agrees... Except for the Gestapo 🤷🏼♂️
The last paragraph is the whole point of this regime
January 26, 2026 at 5:44 PM
The last paragraph is the whole point of this regime