Greg Olsen
gtotango.bsky.social
Greg Olsen
@gtotango.bsky.social
Former cartographer, ballroom dance pro and tanguero, cyber security professional. Volunteers in the USCG Auxiliary. PhD in Politics, University of Leicester. Expertise in MOOTW.
Wild Kingdom on my walk to the grocery store this morning. A coyote out for a stroll in the neighborhood.
December 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I don't have a photo of Felix (wife's cat from Hopalong) but this was Carly the day we brought her home in 2007 and ten years later before she got sick. She grew up to be 15 pounds of cat.
December 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Your moment of Northern California zen.
December 7, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Imagine being a black cat. You would be like a ninja and invisible at night and easy to step on in the dark on the way to the bathroom.

Ruthie was invisible at night.
December 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
First Thanksgiving as a PhD. So I guess I am Doc McStuffing.
November 28, 2025 at 4:18 AM
My orangeys have few if any thots.
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Bunt
November 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Me: Clem, we do not get on the table!

Clementine: But there is fresh baguette cooling on the table.
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Clementine had a hard day, 14 teeth extracted. She is wearing a new bandana because the vet applied transdermal pain killer.
November 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Nairoh boks fur fatcat.
#catsofbluesky
November 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
If it sits, it fits.
November 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Bunt
November 6, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Gucci.
October 31, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I can relate. I love my new CBD (cute but dumb) kitties Clementine and Tangerine, but I miss Gucci, the most fun cat, a lot.
October 30, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Tangerine rides in her own flying saucer.
October 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Tangerine: can I get a thot?

Clementine: Mine is mischiff. Imb not sharing.
October 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I can see I have now joined the esteemed @radiofreetom.bsky.social in getting hate for posting cat pictures when social media should be nonstop agitprop all the time. 🙄
October 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
New boks is awesome. #oranjtober
October 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Tangerine: You can’t see me. I’m ninja kitty.
October 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Saw it on sale and couldn’t resist the impulse buy. Origins of miniature wargaming
October 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Clementine has a pretty strong camouflage game with her new “boks”
October 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
My species is felis squishmallow and I love to eat crunchies, dental treats, and attack dad’s feet.
October 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I am taking a class in AI and when the instructor put up this graphic of the AI Hierarchy of Needs, my first thought was, "Abraham Maslow is rolling in his grave."
October 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Clementine is the aloof orangey but for some reason she wants to cuddle afternoons on the sofa and nowhere else.
October 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Makes sense. Tangerine’s nasal congestion has resolved itself after having 14 extractions and a dental cleaning.
October 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM