Padres really starting to fucking suck.
June 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Padres really starting to fucking suck.
May 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
@seanlee.bsky.social this is your old buddy from Brooklyn.
February 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
@seanlee.bsky.social this is your old buddy from Brooklyn.
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If you read all four KISS autobiographies it's like Rashomon for idiots.
February 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
If you read all four KISS autobiographies it's like Rashomon for idiots.
Carfax should list on used car reports if the car has ever had a MAGA sticker on it. That way, a potential owner could avoid buying a car previously owned by a douchebag.
February 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Carfax should list on used car reports if the car has ever had a MAGA sticker on it. That way, a potential owner could avoid buying a car previously owned by a douchebag.
Sunday scaries hit much worse when Trump is president.
January 27, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Sunday scaries hit much worse when Trump is president.
I made myself an omelet for lunch today and it felt so indulgent, like I was eating a truffle and caviar doughnut. Let's keep that inflation going.
January 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I made myself an omelet for lunch today and it felt so indulgent, like I was eating a truffle and caviar doughnut. Let's keep that inflation going.
I regret becoming a Padres season ticket member. The remaining members of the Preller family are not serious people.
January 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I regret becoming a Padres season ticket member. The remaining members of the Preller family are not serious people.
In a way, we are all Peter Seidler's widows.
January 7, 2025 at 7:36 AM
In a way, we are all Peter Seidler's widows.
I am now regretting becoming a Padres season ticket member this year.
January 7, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I am now regretting becoming a Padres season ticket member this year.
We've been defenestrated out the Overton Window.
November 25, 2024 at 10:35 PM
We've been defenestrated out the Overton Window.
I just Shlidt myself.
November 21, 2023 at 10:50 PM
I just Shlidt myself.
I am putting $100 on the Giants taking the NL West in 2024.
October 24, 2023 at 11:27 PM
I am putting $100 on the Giants taking the NL West in 2024.
Holy shit Twitter has really become nothing but a right-wing shitposting sewer in the past year.
September 30, 2023 at 7:11 PM
Holy shit Twitter has really become nothing but a right-wing shitposting sewer in the past year.
Please Padres, do not fire Melvin and replace him with Kapler. We hate that prick.
September 30, 2023 at 3:03 AM
Please Padres, do not fire Melvin and replace him with Kapler. We hate that prick.
Well that's it then, Padres.
What the hell am I going to do until next March?
What the hell am I going to do until next March?
September 30, 2023 at 1:52 AM
Well that's it then, Padres.
What the hell am I going to do until next March?
What the hell am I going to do until next March?
Hader, when asked to pitch more than once a week.
September 27, 2023 at 9:16 PM
Hader, when asked to pitch more than once a week.
Bob Melvin looked like a guy who knows he only has 5 more days before he retires.
#BringtheGold
#BringtheGold
September 26, 2023 at 4:31 AM
Bob Melvin looked like a guy who knows he only has 5 more days before he retires.
#BringtheGold
#BringtheGold
Now that the Padres season is nearly over, what am I supposed to do? Watch football games I don't give a shit about? Start getting angry about the upcoming 2024 elections? More drugs?
September 25, 2023 at 6:52 PM
Now that the Padres season is nearly over, what am I supposed to do? Watch football games I don't give a shit about? Start getting angry about the upcoming 2024 elections? More drugs?
I am sitting on the toilet and doomscrolling to avoid talking to my inlaws who are sitting expectantly in the livingroom.
September 24, 2023 at 10:40 PM
I am sitting on the toilet and doomscrolling to avoid talking to my inlaws who are sitting expectantly in the livingroom.
My mother just pressured me into eating two, TWO, eggsalad sandwiches with all too many black olives mixed in there.
September 22, 2023 at 3:25 AM
My mother just pressured me into eating two, TWO, eggsalad sandwiches with all too many black olives mixed in there.
Why do I want them to win these meaningless games so much???
#BringTheGold
#BringTheGold
September 20, 2023 at 9:48 PM
Why do I want them to win these meaningless games so much???
#BringTheGold
#BringTheGold
Are we really setting ourselves up to lose this game while Snell is throwing hot lava like this?
#Padres
#BringTheGold
#Padres
#BringTheGold
September 20, 2023 at 3:25 AM
Are we really setting ourselves up to lose this game while Snell is throwing hot lava like this?
#Padres
#BringTheGold
#Padres
#BringTheGold
5 in a row. #Padres
#BringTheGold
#BringTheGold
September 19, 2023 at 6:30 AM
5 in a row. #Padres
#BringTheGold
#BringTheGold
Padres beat the Dodgers in their last series and now have won 4 in a row. Regardless of the outcome of this season, the only thing that matters is the friends we have made along the way. #UnderAchievingIsAwesome
September 17, 2023 at 11:13 PM
Padres beat the Dodgers in their last series and now have won 4 in a row. Regardless of the outcome of this season, the only thing that matters is the friends we have made along the way. #UnderAchievingIsAwesome