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alice

@guardianexchange.bsky.social

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artist, writer, pervert; it if you're better than me, she if you're not. high-quality subordinate, low-grade communist. @comradejaney's personal property. taken twice-over. not for men. out beyond the border now, and never coming back.

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alice @guardianexchange.bsky.social · Jul 28

here is a psp kapool model. please treat her gently

a chunky lowpoly model of the kapool, a stubby little mobile suit with a spherical body and long, wiggly arms that end in heavy claws. it's cute!

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sleepygaycutie.bsky.social @sleepygaycutie.bsky.social · 7h

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のやまたけのこ @noyamatakenoko.bsky.social · 18h

メイド服の山田

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alice @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 11h

[clutching her stuffie, kicking her little stockinged feet] "i have a *degree* >:T"

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alice @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 15h

i love The Skink.............

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alice @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 15h

back to back with a helicopter story reference lmao. you're in good company

alice @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 16h

she's so tsundere

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alice @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 17h

we love to see it

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 1d

Heaven have mercy on us all—Presbyterians and Pagans alike—for we are all somehow dreadfully cracked about the head, and sadly need mending

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alice @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 19h

really funny how every time masahiro ito posts project work he has to fend off silent hill fans with a mancatcher

alice @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 19h

well between you and me if he dies he dies

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alice @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 20h

there's a good chance that my CFS is post-viral in origin, so if i do catch it from him that's another big wet incurable bite out of my quality of life for essentially no reason other than bad luck. driving me a little bit insane. we'll see how it goes, i suppose.

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alice @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 20h

flatmate has covid. visions of a nightly pathologic 2 infection check with my face on it

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alice @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 20h

it isn't terribly politic to say it so bluntly, but i really fucking do hate being disabled sometimes

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C @cravenmoon.bsky.social · 1d

clockwork insides exist to count the seconds, minutes, hours a thing has had to ruminate on why its behaviour was in need of correction

C @cravenmoon.bsky.social · Sep 8

clockwork insides basically exist to make it easier to disparage the thing that has them whilst it's choking and spluttering all over itself from hard face#@!?ing. making a show of how ready you are to stick it right back in and imitating the ticking with your tongue

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alice @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 1d

i've mostly been playing as fossil maiden (because i like sickly girls), which feels like operating an extremely fiddly and complex contraption of unlimited power. you can just press a button that gives you invincibility. i keep dying because her aiming mechanic confuses me

alice @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 1d

hellsinker's design feels simultaneously extremely technical/demanding and surprisingly lenient. it's like being lead by the hand through a minefield by the guy who laid the minefield

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alice @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 1d

jesus christ 444 hp what kind of run was lrt on

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Prof. Bloom - Retro Vtuber 💈Twitch Partner! @profbloom.bsky.social · 1d

Egg

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alice @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 1d

becoming lesbian kenshiro's least useful party member after she takes out my domme spaghetti geyser style

alice @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 1d

not yet!! i actually don't have any tea on hand, hfhdh.. i've only recently taken an interest, and it's so hard to know what to buy

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alice @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 1d

i'm currently helping playtest a tabletop game with essentially this premise

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alice @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 1d

now i'm not about to suggest that a faithful servant shouldn't taste each meal and every drink before serving it to her mistress, but i do think it would behoove some of you young ladies to consider how much maid saliva by volume you are ingesting on a weekly basis

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Dioptre Hertz @dioptre-hertz.bsky.social · 1d

some of y'all need to be taking notes 🙄

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alice @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 1d

i bought hellsinker last night so i've been walking around my flat going "on your decision. it's absolutely." to myself all day

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alice @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 1d

thift store find :>

a glossy black teapot with a detachable wicker handle. a pattern of flowering plants with a kingfisher perched among them decorates its side.

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