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First you make a roux.
My name is Ozymandias, king of kings, now immortalised forever in internet culture via memeing.
February 5, 2026 at 9:56 PM
My name is Ozymandias, king of kings, now immortalised forever in internet culture via memeing.
I predict that holding up misunderstood intellectual Clay Higgins as the standard bearer for their edgy contrarian argument will work out great for them.
February 4, 2026 at 3:58 PM
I predict that holding up misunderstood intellectual Clay Higgins as the standard bearer for their edgy contrarian argument will work out great for them.
Repurpose it as the world’s fanciest soup kitchen.
February 4, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Repurpose it as the world’s fanciest soup kitchen.
It’s possible —likely even—that a lawyer Trump finds hot could also be a top-notch lawyer. But then there’s that blasted confounding category on the Venn diagram: “would be willing to work for Trump.”
February 3, 2026 at 11:32 PM
It’s possible —likely even—that a lawyer Trump finds hot could also be a top-notch lawyer. But then there’s that blasted confounding category on the Venn diagram: “would be willing to work for Trump.”
Sorry, I meant Gabby Barrett. See what I mean!?!?!
February 2, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Sorry, I meant Gabby Barrett. See what I mean!?!?!
I’m not sure who Brantley Gilbert or Bradley Garrett are but it looks like they’re just testing different possible names with the same set of scrabble tiles.
February 2, 2026 at 7:45 PM
I’m not sure who Brantley Gilbert or Bradley Garrett are but it looks like they’re just testing different possible names with the same set of scrabble tiles.
All the soybean farmers agree.
January 30, 2026 at 2:31 AM
All the soybean farmers agree.
Given the number of billionaire failsons who decide what society needs most is their influence in world affairs, I’ve gained a lot of respect for Lance. He decided what he has to offer humanity is lighting daddy’s money on fire in really fast race cars. Good, relatively harmless fun.
January 29, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Given the number of billionaire failsons who decide what society needs most is their influence in world affairs, I’ve gained a lot of respect for Lance. He decided what he has to offer humanity is lighting daddy’s money on fire in really fast race cars. Good, relatively harmless fun.
Not every day you get to tell a geologist to kick rocks.
January 23, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Not every day you get to tell a geologist to kick rocks.
Jesus. Sophie made her choice, not my officers.
January 23, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Jesus. Sophie made her choice, not my officers.
If you’re taking king cake family feuds, you can’t forget Larry Ragusa King Cakes, formerly Ragusa Brothers King Cakes.
Larry Ragusa's Kingcakes - Commercial 1
YouTube video by David White
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January 21, 2026 at 12:50 AM
If you’re taking king cake family feuds, you can’t forget Larry Ragusa King Cakes, formerly Ragusa Brothers King Cakes.
Gravity is the force making things stick to the ground, study finds.
January 20, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Gravity is the force making things stick to the ground, study finds.
Smith College rapping librarian sounds like the result from a Random Wes Anderson Character Generator.
January 19, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Smith College rapping librarian sounds like the result from a Random Wes Anderson Character Generator.
Custom simple syrups sounds a whole lot like complicated syrups.
January 17, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Custom simple syrups sounds a whole lot like complicated syrups.
It’s basically what Hansel says about Sting’s music in Zoolander.
January 14, 2026 at 9:00 PM
It’s basically what Hansel says about Sting’s music in Zoolander.
One cool trick the libertarians mastered is with some hot air, you can turn doing absolutely nothing that would inconvenience yourself in the slightest way to a principled moral stance that will birth a better society.
January 10, 2026 at 6:39 PM
One cool trick the libertarians mastered is with some hot air, you can turn doing absolutely nothing that would inconvenience yourself in the slightest way to a principled moral stance that will birth a better society.
I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt that there can be pleasure in being completely focused on something you love to do, without it showing in a smile. But I’ll contrast that with another Indiana coach, Bobby Knight, who was just a mean, sour, cruel and miserable human being.
January 10, 2026 at 3:26 AM
I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt that there can be pleasure in being completely focused on something you love to do, without it showing in a smile. But I’ll contrast that with another Indiana coach, Bobby Knight, who was just a mean, sour, cruel and miserable human being.
I’ll concede that the people were crying.
January 10, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I’ll concede that the people were crying.
Jack Handey’s “Mankind” with a splash of condescension.
Deep Thoughts: Mankind - Saturday Night Live
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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January 9, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Jack Handey’s “Mankind” with a splash of condescension.
ICE stole this argument from Uncle Jimbo in South Park S1E2.
South Park - It's coming right for us
YouTube video by South Park
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January 9, 2026 at 4:25 AM
ICE stole this argument from Uncle Jimbo in South Park S1E2.