Sean
@guinness31.bsky.social
Just getting by. Not sure how you got here, you must have taken a wrong turn somewhere.
But "I haven't done it once, fuck off" was such a compelling defense!
February 13, 2026 at 10:45 PM
But "I haven't done it once, fuck off" was such a compelling defense!
Sounds like a real asshole, thanks for the bio, NY Times.
February 13, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Sounds like a real asshole, thanks for the bio, NY Times.
Excuse me sir, roses can be white too.
February 13, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Excuse me sir, roses can be white too.
I know the real answer is probably brain rot but I would love for someone to ask him how he chooses which words to capitalize in any given sentence.
Not an important thing, but something I think about often.
Not an important thing, but something I think about often.
February 13, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I know the real answer is probably brain rot but I would love for someone to ask him how he chooses which words to capitalize in any given sentence.
Not an important thing, but something I think about often.
Not an important thing, but something I think about often.
Republicans potentially slowly realizing that the immigration system we had was obviously imperfect, but built out of functional necessity is really going to be quite something to behold.
February 13, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Republicans potentially slowly realizing that the immigration system we had was obviously imperfect, but built out of functional necessity is really going to be quite something to behold.
He leans forward, lips now touching the microphone:
Tell them we don't care about your life or well being.
Tell them we don't care about your life or well being.
February 12, 2026 at 7:03 PM
He leans forward, lips now touching the microphone:
Tell them we don't care about your life or well being.
Tell them we don't care about your life or well being.
Haha, man, fuck this guy. Congressman Shrek.
February 12, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Haha, man, fuck this guy. Congressman Shrek.
Encouraging service members to not violate their oaths to the Constitution?!
The horror!
The horror!
February 12, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Encouraging service members to not violate their oaths to the Constitution?!
The horror!
The horror!
Oh please, won't you save us "the machines"?!
February 11, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Oh please, won't you save us "the machines"?!
Freebies for any press member:
So you've chosen to delegate communications on the largest platform, to your constituents and the world, to an intern you can't name? You gave them carte blanche, no review? Did you interview them for the job at least?
So you've chosen to delegate communications on the largest platform, to your constituents and the world, to an intern you can't name? You gave them carte blanche, no review? Did you interview them for the job at least?
February 6, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Freebies for any press member:
So you've chosen to delegate communications on the largest platform, to your constituents and the world, to an intern you can't name? You gave them carte blanche, no review? Did you interview them for the job at least?
So you've chosen to delegate communications on the largest platform, to your constituents and the world, to an intern you can't name? You gave them carte blanche, no review? Did you interview them for the job at least?
Bob kinda looks like shit.
February 6, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Bob kinda looks like shit.
Ah shit, he's just going to put that stupid crypto-bro-made statue of himself up with, like, one of those old-timey hats glued to the top of it and call it Columbus, isn't he?
February 6, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Ah shit, he's just going to put that stupid crypto-bro-made statue of himself up with, like, one of those old-timey hats glued to the top of it and call it Columbus, isn't he?
So they're all entering through the Stargate, huh?
February 6, 2026 at 8:27 PM
So they're all entering through the Stargate, huh?
So, two points:
What was "the staffer" *trying* to post?
How did "the staffer" have such immediate access to what is clearly racist trash?
What was "the staffer" *trying* to post?
How did "the staffer" have such immediate access to what is clearly racist trash?
February 6, 2026 at 5:30 PM
So, two points:
What was "the staffer" *trying* to post?
How did "the staffer" have such immediate access to what is clearly racist trash?
What was "the staffer" *trying* to post?
How did "the staffer" have such immediate access to what is clearly racist trash?
Not the objective, but the obvious direct byproduct Zeldin, you dumb dumb.
February 6, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Not the objective, but the obvious direct byproduct Zeldin, you dumb dumb.
Big "no one will ever accuse me of being drunk in public again" energy on this one.
February 3, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Big "no one will ever accuse me of being drunk in public again" energy on this one.
Well, what language is that even, huh buddy?
February 1, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Well, what language is that even, huh buddy?
That moment when they looked out from their bus at the Lightning players walking in as the football team and then they each turned slowly, and looked at eachother... must have been priceless.
February 1, 2026 at 9:34 PM
That moment when they looked out from their bus at the Lightning players walking in as the football team and then they each turned slowly, and looked at eachother... must have been priceless.
It was "A New Film".
Marketing was worth every penny (to those that got paid, at least).
Marketing was worth every penny (to those that got paid, at least).
February 1, 2026 at 8:05 PM
It was "A New Film".
Marketing was worth every penny (to those that got paid, at least).
Marketing was worth every penny (to those that got paid, at least).
I mean, aside from *all of the other stuff*
Is it proper protocol to take all of the citizen's seized possessions and then just... divide them up and have agents stuff them in the agents own pockets?
Is it proper protocol to take all of the citizen's seized possessions and then just... divide them up and have agents stuff them in the agents own pockets?
February 1, 2026 at 4:35 AM
I mean, aside from *all of the other stuff*
Is it proper protocol to take all of the citizen's seized possessions and then just... divide them up and have agents stuff them in the agents own pockets?
Is it proper protocol to take all of the citizen's seized possessions and then just... divide them up and have agents stuff them in the agents own pockets?
It's an actual creative, talented and accomplished human being Michael, what could it cost? 40/hour?
January 30, 2026 at 9:57 PM
It's an actual creative, talented and accomplished human being Michael, what could it cost? 40/hour?
And not the good way, sir!
January 30, 2026 at 6:26 PM
And not the good way, sir!
Say you're not impressed with our President as a living breathing person Jerome, you may be our only chance sir!
January 30, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Say you're not impressed with our President as a living breathing person Jerome, you may be our only chance sir!
Where's Ron Paul at now? This was your whole shtick my dude!
January 30, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Where's Ron Paul at now? This was your whole shtick my dude!
And of they do, we pardon them!
January 30, 2026 at 5:45 PM
And of they do, we pardon them!