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Janissary for the Turkish mafia
Thinking about Hidalgo again
April 12, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Thinking about Hidalgo again
The treats must flow
April 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The treats must flow
Cool Ranch Doritos-flavored vape for your Rick and Morty merch-wearing co-worker with weird 9/11 truther beliefs
March 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Cool Ranch Doritos-flavored vape for your Rick and Morty merch-wearing co-worker with weird 9/11 truther beliefs
Many people are saying I have to “respect other people’s opinions.” How about this, make me
March 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Many people are saying I have to “respect other people’s opinions.” How about this, make me
Happy St. Patrick’s Day
March 17, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Happy St. Patrick’s Day
The fellas and I discussing how to properly rank the Alien movies
February 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The fellas and I discussing how to properly rank the Alien movies
Rapidly googling William McKinley to find nothing but good news on the way
January 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Rapidly googling William McKinley to find nothing but good news on the way
The Three-Beer Problem
December 17, 2024 at 12:43 AM
The Three-Beer Problem
Tryna get my shit looking like Cornelius Yukon
December 4, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Tryna get my shit looking like Cornelius Yukon
Fine, I’ll run for president
June 28, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Fine, I’ll run for president
I just think we should all consider the idea that I might be the second coming of Jesus Christ
June 19, 2024 at 6:24 PM
I just think we should all consider the idea that I might be the second coming of Jesus Christ
Mike McCarthy drop home address challenge
Folks, football season is coming, and I’m ready for my Dallas Football Cowboys to dominate
January 15, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Mike McCarthy drop home address challenge
“How often do you think about the Roman Empire?” I do not harbor reactionary thoughts. I think only of the Soviet Union
October 27, 2023 at 12:00 AM
“How often do you think about the Roman Empire?” I do not harbor reactionary thoughts. I think only of the Soviet Union
Had to stop drinking whiskey bc I’m too good at it
October 13, 2023 at 5:23 AM
Had to stop drinking whiskey bc I’m too good at it
Found out about the British baking show and their attempt to make tacos. Country of perverts.
October 11, 2023 at 12:53 AM
Found out about the British baking show and their attempt to make tacos. Country of perverts.
Today I tried to explain what being on X is like now to a friend and I sounded more deranged than when I talk about Epstein
October 11, 2023 at 12:43 AM
Today I tried to explain what being on X is like now to a friend and I sounded more deranged than when I talk about Epstein
Vivek should have freestyled about being a fucking bum and living in a trailer with his mom
August 24, 2023 at 3:09 AM
Vivek should have freestyled about being a fucking bum and living in a trailer with his mom
A social belief I sincerely hold is there needs to be an organization similar to Boy Scouts that teaches young men positive masculinity and that washing your ass isn’t gay
August 12, 2023 at 11:42 PM
A social belief I sincerely hold is there needs to be an organization similar to Boy Scouts that teaches young men positive masculinity and that washing your ass isn’t gay
You’re posting on X while I’m receiving the divine truth of Islam in a 7 Eleven
August 11, 2023 at 3:59 AM
You’re posting on X while I’m receiving the divine truth of Islam in a 7 Eleven
Folks, football season is coming, and I’m ready for my Dallas Football Cowboys to dominate
August 6, 2023 at 9:15 AM
Folks, football season is coming, and I’m ready for my Dallas Football Cowboys to dominate
Now, mistah Musk, I don’t mean to be too verbose but, are you familiar with the term “carpetbagger?” Men like you always been after working posters like us. So much so that, a poster’s gotta leave your little app for bluer skies
August 4, 2023 at 2:48 AM
Now, mistah Musk, I don’t mean to be too verbose but, are you familiar with the term “carpetbagger?” Men like you always been after working posters like us. So much so that, a poster’s gotta leave your little app for bluer skies
Timothy Olyphant loves wearing silly hats and playing a cowboy, he just can’t get enough of it!
August 4, 2023 at 2:41 AM
Timothy Olyphant loves wearing silly hats and playing a cowboy, he just can’t get enough of it!