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GUINNESS

@guinnessisacat.bsky.social

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AUTHOR. MODEL. ACTOR. A GOOD AND PRETTY BOY. I STEAL FOOD AND BREAK THINGS. OPINIONS ARE MY OWN. HE/HIM. 🇨🇦

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social · 3d

THANK YOU!

I THINK I SHOULD GET *TWO* CHURUS TO CELEBRATE

GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social · 3d

THANK YOU!!! I SHALL ENDEAVOUR TO DO SO

GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social · 3d

IGGY KNOWS WHAT'S WHAT 💖

GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social · 3d

THANK YOU! 😽

GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social · 3d

OH NO MY HUMAN AND I FORGOT MY ADOPTION DAY ANNIVERSARY

IT HAS BEEN NINE YEARS (AND A BIT) SINCE I CAME HOME FOR THE FIRST TIME

ADOPTING, FOSTERING, AND RESCUING ANIMALS IS A WONDERFUL THING

Guinness the black cat sleeps contentedly in his cardboard cat bed (his box), one forepaw wrapped around his green catnip fish toy.

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social · 7d

::PURRS::

GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social · 7d

NO, I AM A CAT

EVEN BETTER 😸

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social · 7d

IF IT’S ONLY 7PM THAT JUST GIVES YOU MORE TIME TO BE COZY!

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social · 7d

I MADE MY HUMAN GO TO BED

IF YOU NEED A REMINDER TOO -

**GO TO BED**

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social · 8d

TRICK OR TREAT WHO

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social · 9d

WHO’S THERE?

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social · 9d

I HAVE SPENT THE AFTERNOON PURRING AND DROOLING AND ACTING LIKE I HAVEN’T HAD A GOOD SLEEP IN MONTHS

WHICH I OBVIOUSLY HAVEN’T

BUT NOW THERE IS *BOX* 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social · 9d

I LIKE THE WITCH’S HOUSE TOO

BUT

*BOX* 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social · 9d

I HAVE A NEW BOX!!!!!!!

Guinness the black cat curled up in a cardboard cat bed. Beside it is a much-destroyed version of the same cat bed.

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social · 9d

HELLO

WHO WILL COME TRICK-OR-TREAT AT MY HOUSE?

Guinness the black cat peers out the window of a cardboard scratch house for cats. The house is Halloween themed, purple with witch and pumpkin motifs. Guinness’s face fills the window, so only his round yellow eyes can be seen peering out of the darkness.

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social · 10d

SO FAR GOOD

I LIKE TO SCRATCH AND CHEW IT

AND SPY CREEPILY OUT THE WINDOWS 👀

GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social · 10d

HA!

GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social · 11d

MY KINGDOM FOR AN EDIT BUTTON

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social · 11d

HILL HOUSE, NOT SANE, STOOS BY ITSELF AGAINST THE HILLS, HOLDING DARKNESS WITHIN…

Guinness the black cat in a Halloween themed cardboard house built for cats. Only his round yellow eyes are visible against his face.

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social · 12d

I’M VERY SORRY TO HEAR

IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE BEEN BRAVE AND GOOD AND STRONG FOR A LONG TIME

I DON’T KNOW IF I CAN HELP, BUT I SEE YOU AND IF YOU WERE HERE, I WOULD PURR FOR YOU

GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social · 12d

I KNOW 💖

AND THAT IS A REAL AND DIFFICULT FEELING

THAT’S WHY I’M GLAD HUMANS HAVE CATS TO TELL THEM WHAT’S WHAT 😸

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social · 12d

I LOVE THIS AND I AM HERE FOR IT

I STILL REMEMBER YOUR LEGENDARY KEYNOTE AT #GUINNESSCON

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furthermoore, anarchist rogue @furthermoore.bsky.social · 13d

as bluesky's premier #anarchist cat, i notice i post a lot of cat content, but more rarely any anarchist content! so today i want to start a tradition, that i hope will be good for all. i officially announce this the inaugural...

THEORY THURSDAY!

(please excuse my uncharacteristic shouting)

furthermoore the brown and black tabby sits on a blue blanket on the bed next to a thick paper back tome titled "Demanding the Impossible: A History of Anarchism" by Peter Marshall.

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social · 12d

HEY I JUST WANTED TO SAY

YOU’RE DOING GREAT

Guinness the black cat reclining in his box, a cardboard cat bed that now more closely resembles a cardboard mat.

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social · 13d

GOOD ADVICE I'LL STAY HERE WITH MY BLANKIE

AND MY TREATS (*MEANINGFUL LOOK AT HUMAN*)