I think the only plan that our very weak Democratic Party should put forward at this point is to jointly say, in unison, from the highest federal level, to the lowest local level, that all efforts shall be centered around impeaching the orange terrorist and every piece of slime in his cabinet.
January 12, 2026 at 2:51 PM
I think the only plan that our very weak Democratic Party should put forward at this point is to jointly say, in unison, from the highest federal level, to the lowest local level, that all efforts shall be centered around impeaching the orange terrorist and every piece of slime in his cabinet.
Wife: Why aren’t you watching football?
Me: I’d rather eat a fistful of black snow.
Me: I’d rather eat a fistful of black snow.
January 11, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Wife: Why aren’t you watching football?
Me: I’d rather eat a fistful of black snow.
Me: I’d rather eat a fistful of black snow.
I’m kind of a cheap skate. I do have a monthly car wash subscription but it’s the lowest level. It’s basically a pimply teenager standing at the end of a long dark tunnel holding a super soaker and a box of Kleenex.
January 11, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I’m kind of a cheap skate. I do have a monthly car wash subscription but it’s the lowest level. It’s basically a pimply teenager standing at the end of a long dark tunnel holding a super soaker and a box of Kleenex.
What am I doing today? You’re looking at it.
January 11, 2026 at 7:08 PM
What am I doing today? You’re looking at it.
There’s a new sheriff in town.
January 11, 2026 at 4:37 PM
There’s a new sheriff in town.
Me looking at the last snow drift in my back yard.
jerry from tom and jerry is standing on its hind legs and pointing .
ALT: jerry from tom and jerry is standing on its hind legs and pointing .
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January 8, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Me looking at the last snow drift in my back yard.
Things I’ve learned about plumbing:
A P-trap isn’t what you think.
A P-trap isn’t what you think.
January 8, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Things I’ve learned about plumbing:
A P-trap isn’t what you think.
A P-trap isn’t what you think.
Also, Fuck ICE!
January 8, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Also, Fuck ICE!
There have only been three confirmed miracles in history.
1) The vocal group that backed up Smokey Robinson.
2) The 1961 New York Mets, and…
3) Me installing a sink and there being no leaks.
1) The vocal group that backed up Smokey Robinson.
2) The 1961 New York Mets, and…
3) Me installing a sink and there being no leaks.
January 7, 2026 at 11:29 PM
There have only been three confirmed miracles in history.
1) The vocal group that backed up Smokey Robinson.
2) The 1961 New York Mets, and…
3) Me installing a sink and there being no leaks.
1) The vocal group that backed up Smokey Robinson.
2) The 1961 New York Mets, and…
3) Me installing a sink and there being no leaks.
Yeah, I looked it up.
January 4, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Yeah, I looked it up.
Whoever plays the Packers next week are going to be very over-confident. It may be our only hope.
January 4, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Whoever plays the Packers next week are going to be very over-confident. It may be our only hope.
Is everyone ready for the Packer pre-season game tomorrow?
January 3, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Is everyone ready for the Packer pre-season game tomorrow?
Can we get an Oprah meme saying “And you get invaded! And you get invaded! And you get invaded!”?
January 3, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Can we get an Oprah meme saying “And you get invaded! And you get invaded! And you get invaded!”?
If I only cut myself shaving once I consider it a stellar start to the day.
January 2, 2026 at 9:28 PM
If I only cut myself shaving once I consider it a stellar start to the day.
I don’t give a damn what the temperature is I am loving sunshine and baby blue skies.
January 2, 2026 at 9:26 PM
I don’t give a damn what the temperature is I am loving sunshine and baby blue skies.
Pfft. More than a year ago.
December 31, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Pfft. More than a year ago.
Is my garbage can still upright?
a man in a suit and tie looks out a window
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December 29, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Is my garbage can still upright?
Reposted
Here’s why I’ve been quiet...
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I don’t know what to say
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December 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Here’s why I’ve been quiet...
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At least the Packers aren’t the only team that forgot how to play defense.
December 29, 2025 at 3:39 AM
At least the Packers aren’t the only team that forgot how to play defense.
Has anyone seen the small M&M’s?
December 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Has anyone seen the small M&M’s?
I’d rather eat a fist full of dirty snow than watch football today.
December 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I’d rather eat a fist full of dirty snow than watch football today.
Spending all day Sunday figuring out that it’s Sunday.
December 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Spending all day Sunday figuring out that it’s Sunday.
Funeral sandwiches are trying to put the fun back in funerals.
December 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Funeral sandwiches are trying to put the fun back in funerals.
Like all Americans this morning I’m wondering which country we will drop bombs on today.
December 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Like all Americans this morning I’m wondering which country we will drop bombs on today.